"Alan Rickman. He has made oily, nasty Professor Snape the subject of millions of sexual fantasies all over the world, which is more than I can say for Gary Oldman and David Thewlis. I had a whole erotic fantasy built up around Sirius and Lupin, and those two almost destroyed it by putting on foul mustaches and making the two sexiest characters look like 18th-century carriage drivers."
"I ordinarily do not find Donny Osmond attractive at all; however, he sings the song "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in the movie Mulan. I thought that whoever sang it had a really sexy voice until I discovered that it was Donny Osmond, so it seems hypocritical to change my mind just because I now know that hiding behind that animated stud-muffin is a prematurely balding man with over thirty-two thousand teeth."
Her Project Runway recaps are also worth a look.