And then he goes on to tell you all the reasons he doesn't like the comic for two paragraphs. (One of those reasons seems to be that he desires ungainly infodumps. "Oh, you big, hot, awkward chunks of exposition!" he says. "God, I want you!" Ughhh. Sorry. He actually doesn't say that. I'm just a jerk.)
Fix that image in your mind and marvel at its gentile beauty.
Now set fire to it and stomp on its head while my dread army of Killer Nuns and Spastic Ninja monkeys throw feces at it.
--doqz and the first day of the new semester as a TA.
On trying to access m2m:
Apache: You don't have permission to access / on this server.
Me: How about some genfic, then? Or het?
We can re-brand him. We have the advertising dollars.
We have the capability to make the world's first wholly corporate President.
George W. Bush will be that man. Dumber than he was before.
Jingoistic . . . heartless . . . grammar-challenged.
My god... That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. All tremble and dispair before the power and majesty of The Hoff. MC Escher would have done something like this, had he his own pirated copy of Photoshop: The Perfect Eternal Hasselhoff.
Batman is clearly a syndical anarchist. As a vigilante who believes the system has failed, he couldn't be anything else (the AU future of "Dark Knight Returns" highlights this quite clearly.)
Philosophically, he's a proto-existentialist with shades of Nietzsche.
And he's a antitransubstantiationalist Episcopalian who has nevertheless always felt a little uncomfortable with the Trinitarian doctrine but thinks the hypostatic union has a certain poetic resonance.
Howie calling the Boys' new album 'us meets R. Kelly' made me _weep_.*
Okay, and I also might have said "AJ, don't pee on the fifteen-year-old girl" out loud as well. C'mon, who else is going to do it, Brian? He's too busy doing lines of coke on the porn star's ass.
The Village People are playing at the World Arena next Wednesday. $10 says
Dobson takes the opportunity to tragically (and publicly) wring his hands and decry Those Damned Homosexuals.
"I'll bet there's a movie about him. It could be called 'Desert Fox' and be filled with action, action and more action! And subtitled German just for that authentic feeling. And Nazis. Prince Harry could do a cameo!" - meandstuff
"Rommel Rommel Rommel. He's the hamburgler's favorite general." - mcclintock
Read the whole thing here.
and i said nothing because i was not a muppet
then they came for tinky winky
and i said nothing because i was not a teletubby
then they came for spongebob and patrick
and i said nothing because i was not an asexual cartoon sea creature
and now i'm just wondering who'll be the next target of the
righteous conservative wrath against imaginary creatures
And now you've got me more pissed off than a Trading Spaces homeowner who just found out Hilde would be designing her fabulous new bedroom. And for those of you who don't have a mother or sister that constantly blares that show in between new episodes of Degrassi or 7th Heaven, that's pretty fucking pissed.
To avoid this fate, I plan to die at 35 in a deep fryer accident. In death, I will be delicious.
Not to mention crunchy. I recommend some mesquite seasoning. - lsaii, here.
Now, for one gem from last year that involved the stupidity of more than one student, as opposed to the teacher...
Name the person who discovered King Tut's tomb.
Want to know what a good chunk of people put? No, not Howard Carter...
I have lost faith in humanity.
I saw a whole staircase moving through my hallway and I'm now in a great mood. The guys are ripping up the stairs to the basement and replacing them. But that image of a staircase going through the front door and around my house is better than one-legged midgets dancing ballet in kilts.
I swear, my brother is a neverending source of material.
And a new one from smckeown:
What is the difference between a Scotsman and an angel?
An angel says to his neighbor, "Hey, you! Get out of my cloud!" ... and a Scotsman says to his neighbor, "Hey, McCloud! Get out of my ewe!"