January 20th, 2005

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My bestest chum, oenone_borealis, on some LotR oddness......

One day we watched Fotr with an interesting choice of background music. Just so you know, "The Phantom of the Opera" (the theme, obviously) is great with the Council scene. We had it so just as final piercing note was sung that the flames engulfed the Ring's reflection. Chilling.

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We also watched Outbreak, leading us to say such odd things as:
-The Monkey of the Hospital is here, inside the vents!
-Look at your face in the window, I am there outside!
-You are my Primate of Sickness, come to me Primate of Sickness!
Me: There is no Monkey of the Opera!
Crystal: Thank you, Raoul.


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Hey there. I've been a lurker for some time, but I couldn't resist posting this, and thus finally got off my lazy butt and joined the community. (Well, I didn't exactly get off my butt, more stayed on it, but you get the idea.)

theferrett had been discussing bad poetry, and in the way Livejournal discussions do, it veered off topic.
Without further ado, here are purplkat's views on Klingon poetry:

What kind of pansy Klingon writes POETRY?! War ballads, I can see. Stories of fabulous ass kicking coincidentally phrased in verse, fine. Eddas, excellent. But poetry?

I weep for my life
I am misunderstood, oh the sorrow
I must disembowel something


(You can see the whole hideously bad poetry post here, and purplkat's contribution here.)
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shoujo_mallet's parents are just a tad insane:

"I'm applying for this scholarship--"
"Is it a gimmick scholarship?"
"What?
"An essay based scholarship?"
"Sort of, I guess."
"Erin, I support you sending an essay about going from a good Catholic girl to lesbian for a gay scholarship. I support you sending an essay about going from a lesbian to a good Catholic girl for Catholic scholarship."

My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
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METApause affects over a billion people per second....

-Do you worry that today could be "the day the irony died"?

-Do you experience anxiety, elevated blood-pressure or crying jags watching Reality Shows, The President or TV Commercials?

-Have you recently attempted to make a witticism about current events and been thwarted, mid-remark, by the fact that reality is already parody?

-In trying to explain your blathering, have you resorted to terms such as "popomo" or "post-everything"?

-Have you responded to sub-par manipulations of irony with furious subpar ironic remarks intended as parody of irony itself, such as "Oh is it 1994?" or "Holden Caufield, well I never!", only to have your response interpreted as "ironic"?

-Do you wonder if anything will ever be funny again?


If you answered "yes" to any of these questions... you may be suffering from Metapause.



From nuncstans, here. Make sure to read the rest of it!
smokey
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From locked post where YOU can't find it via ga_sunshine

I was repeatedly scalding my tongue last night and a friend asked why...my response:

because my stomach is steadily screaming "feed me now, seymour" and my brain keeps saying "it's hot, stfu" and my stomach yells, "don't make me come up there, bitch" and my brain says, "fine then. eat the hot stuff and burn the hell out of your tongue" and the hand not recognizing the finer art of sarcasm raises the fork and puts the bite in my mouth and then my tongue is all like, "wtf? are you fucking insane?"

I swear that I'm not on drugs, even if I seem to be acting insane lately.
katie

professor takes a pee.

from m00seonthel00se here :

"Three minutes into the quiz, I start hearing the sound of running water. I look around, wonder WTF, and continue the quiz. Then I hear jostling and a few grunts, followed by the sound of pouring water. Yup, [my linear algebra professor] was in fact taking a pee while still wearing his mike. The class is now in hysterics.

Sure enough, a few seconds later came "ZIIIIIIP!" That did it. Class over. And then for some strange reason he burped. It was a challenge keeping a straight face when [he] walked back in the room.

Somehow I don't think anyone passed that quiz."

--some names changed to protect the innocent, you know, unless you happen to go to m00se's journal that is....
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Just found this jem posted by  cmpriest  in customers_suck .

Overheard a moment ago, while my boss was on the phone with a vendor manager:

"And -- you're going to love this -- on the spreadsheet fields where we told them to leave it blank? They meticulously typed in, every single cell, 'BLANK.' Yeah. I laughed, I cried ... it was better than Cats."

Gianni: We Are Libya

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Here's the context, first (from a post made by me, referring to my online driving school):

[T]he driver's ed site said "fingerprinted and photographed" and I seriously blanked out the "print" part of the first word and I thought "fingered and photographed!? Isn't that a violation of privacy!?"

And here's the actual quote, from a friend of mine, who usually likes to remain anonymous:

And do they photograph and finger, or do they photograph the fingering?? Are these photographs catalogued somewhere for an official purpose? Or do they show them off at the Christmas party? Is there a website you need a valid credit card to access?

Cate
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:-)

A post on livejournal_uk pointed out this article.

Suitably outraged, I commented: What I'd like to know is how it's possible to promote homosexuality. Since when is being gay a product???

And phoebesmum replied:

It'd make going to Tesco more interesting, that's for sure. "H'm, bog roll, cat food, bag of potatoes and ooh, yes, I almost forgot - half a pound of gay, please!"

ETA: In a thread on the same post, blank_file comments:

Wrestling is the most gay sport, men in speedos grappling each other and getting sweaty. But nooo, they pick on a yellow sponge instead.
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EHEHE.

Well I have some folding chairs...they could technically be used as clumsy, oversized paddles if the need arose. And I'd certainly say my house floating away on a river of poo would be considered that particular kind of need.

arikatt, in a comment here
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Crunchy Conquest

"In a bold, nay piratical move, Captain Crunch has, as can be see in the photograph above, claimed dominion over a cereal whose name does not even contain the word "crunch". He has fired a sprinkle-covered warning shot across the bows of both o-shaped and chocolate cereals, signaling his readiness to expand his dark empire still further."

--as reported by umbrarumcantus over here.
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Nanerpus!

<3

In response to a batshit insane post and some crazy bigot implying that she's destined for hell, poeticalpanther says:

"Oh, darlin', if hell is a place where I don't have to spend eternity with sanctimonious, self-righteous moral absolutist bigots like you? I'm buyin' me a CONDO there."

In this udderly ridiculous [it's a pun about her icon] convo.

I hearted that.

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RIP

Said by aspen on the topic of John Goodman's death in ohnotheydidnt

Hey everyone I just wanted to let you know. I work at a hospital in LA and John Goodman's body did come in. The coroner thinks that it was drug related. Also his body was covered in dijon mustard and honey. It is my personal theory that he was trying to make himself into a giant chicken sandwich. I salute you, John Goodman! You would have been delicious.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/974930.html?view=49909074#t49909074
well isn&#39;t that something.

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amandathegreat is looking forward to her first protest:

Take that, The Man!
Tomorrow I am going to my first protest. I am going to stick it to The Man! I am going to dye my hair green and wear my emo glasses, and The Man will see this and say, "My word, that is one rebellious youth and no mistake! Societal structures are definitely in danger now!" and then there will be free love and stuff. Hurrah for protest.
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khristomophelle comments here on mock_the_stupid:

Power Rangers? Try Jesus. He really needs a hair cut, and he thinks he can get away with wearing sandals and a robe everywhere. Plus, he encourages forgiveness of sinners, and loves all men, women and children. He also believes in turning the other cheek and he doesn't like war.

Drugged up pedophile bisexual terrorist-sympathizer anti-war communist hippie with a complete disregard for public cleanliness!