(This is from my journal, but I wasn't the one being funny... if it's against the rules to do this, let me know and I'll take down the post.)
Discussing slash and "outing" herself to her mom:
deathbyapocalyps: One night I walked into her bedroom and stood there like I was about to be crucified and was like "Mother, I have a confession. I like slash. *explanation of what slash is*" Mum: *glasses slip down her nose* Me: Um yeah. *walks out again*
deathbyapocalyps: I always had the 'saftey window fast minimize trick'
deathbyapocalyps: but she caught on...
deathbyapocalyps: and she's like "YOU WILL SHOW ME WHAT IS ON THOSE WINDOWS NOW OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR COMPUTER"
deathbyapocalyps: Abby: *toe inches toward the power button*
deathbyapocalyps: Mum: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
deathbyapocalyps: Abby: *gives up* Okay. This window is a homosexual story. So is this one and that one and this one. This one is a homosexual comic. This one is a discussion of homosexuality in the Harry Potter books. This one is a discussion of homosexuality in Pirates of the Caribbean. And this one is a site about Hello Kitty.
, posted in a locked post in my journal