January 17th, 2005

we had a baby!  and it's gay!

Please to carry on my genetic glory!

theonlykow describes here our future LJ-bastard-child, Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater (warning: it's a crazy random thread!):

And sure, we'll both raise that House and it'll grow up to be a well adjusted young gentleman with a few odd ticks. Maybe he'll have to sleep with his closet door open three inches or require his wife to turn three times before stepping into the veranda or something. Or maybe he'll be gay. Then we can say we're fine with it but secretly hate him for not carrying on our genetic glory.

ETA - since the thread has been screened, here's the rest of the conversation. I realize part of it's me, but this is only to give it more context (not that there's much there....)


</a></b></a>theonlykow: I agree that you agree.
</a></b></a>erdufylla: I ♥ that you agree that I agree!

</a></b></a>theonlykow: I steal your heart and eat it for sustenance.

I raise your agree with a concur.

</a></b></a>erdufylla: But I'll die without a heart! ;_;

I see your concur and raise you a flying dagger.

</a></b></a>theonlykow: I raise you a House to house your flying dagger.

</a></b></a>erdufylla: Can it be this house? http://www.vazyvite.com/photo_us/chicago/wright_falling_water.jpg

I love this house. Nay, I ♥ Frank Lloyd Wright in general. But this house is my favorite.

Um, sorry for spamming. =D

No, not really.

</a></b></a>theonlykow: Holy crap that house is my best friend.

And sure, we'll both raise that House and it'll grow up to be a well adjusted young gentleman with a few odd ticks. Maybe he'll have to sleep with his closet door open three inches or require his wife to turn three times before stepping into the veranda or something. Or maybe he'll be gay. Then we can say we're fine with it but secretly hate him for not carrying on our genetic glory.

But we'll love him and cherish him with all of our hearts, which you'll remember are now both mine.

</a></b></a>erdufylla: If I weren't already LJ-engaged to [info]ihatecheese, I'd say marry me! I'd even give you this wonderful ring as a token of my love!

</a></b></a>theonlykow: We'll have a side-courtship then? You can have this maleficent ring as proof of purchase.

</a></b></a>erdufylla: I'm okay with an LJ-affair. That ring is superfantastic! I've never seen it, actually. Only りんぐ ...
Fluffy

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thewerewolf, describing the best compliment he's ever gotten.

I was in my regular comics shop and we were talking about 'going postal'.

Keith, the store owner, said that he couldn't imaging me being the 'postal' type, but I pointed out that 'Even the most civilised man is just one meal away from the caves...'.

He nodded and then said 'If you were to go postal, I see you doing a carefully synchronised explosion... I see you driving away from Vancouver down the Coquihalla (the main highway east out of Van) while a nuclear explosion goes off behind you... and you'd leave no trace or evidence that they could get you on...'

Can I get a witness?

kit_a_licious expounds on the cruel and unusual appeal of Billy Boyd:

Do you see a problem here? Mmm? Anyone find one? Bueler? Bueler? No one sees ONE GODDAMNED THING WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO?! Does anyone have any idea what I’m talking about? Let’s go back a bit, shall we? So we’ve covered the “Sniper 470” territory, all right, we been there, okay, we taken care of bidniss, ya heard... and yes, I’ve seen the movie, and it ain’t that bad and considering we FINALLY get at least a half hour of solid Billy, I’m cool with that, that’s all chili with me, it’s gravy, knaamean? And even though some of you may have gotten past it, and might, after listening to the diatribe that is sure to follow, ask, “Why you bringin’ up old stuff?”, I must submit the following question: WHY DOES BILLY BOYD HATE US SO MUCH?!

FAH CHRISSAKE, BOY! I mean, I know you’re an artist and all that, and I know you’ve got a sense of humor and that it’s probably really damn amusing to see the girls dropping like corybantic soldiers in the army of the Lord on a hot Sunday in Reverend Jesse’s “Church of th’ Amen” or whatnot but you’ve got to STOP YO’SELF! YOU MUST SLOW DOWN ON US! GIVE US TIME! You’re too fine as it is, you can’t be all takin’ ya clothes off an’ rolling around on some strapped-down platform, lifting up your hands like some UNFAIR gorgeous Scottish Bougereau tease, lacking only a white sheet and some wings to make us all drop dead and twitching under your sizzling glare! You can NOT be doing this to us, man, it’s not fair, it’s not NICE, it’s... damnit, Billy, it’s just not something you DO to folks! We’re not like you, all right, player? We’re human!

The post in its entirety is here: Damn it, Bill.

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From dramaking3388 on Kelly Osbourne roumes of her staring on broadway in Hairspray ad Tracy Turnblad.
"I'm a stoned, trembling, aged rocker's daughter who swears a lot, so I'm going to invade Broadway and sing my punk rock heart out on Motown songs even though I can hardly sing and no one bought my albums in the first place."

Thank you, Kelly Osbourne. Hopefully you'll get addicted to painkillers and enter rehab before your Broadway debut.
me sexy curlz

schools with dicks!?

gnomeprincess complaining about storms and why her university is still open in a blizzard:

SAINT FRANCIS XAVIER UNIVERSITY LISTEN UP. Close the god damn school when the province closes down. Not another school and very few businesses are open today. Stop risking lives and being morons because you want to look tough to the other universities. Nobody cares if STFX as the school has the biggest dick or not, get a brain, close the damn school when it is like this outside.
Alcor

Are they joking?

First post here, and I'm proud to link to mentalhygiene on the latest government plans for development if non-lethal weapons for rooting out terrorists, here.

I'd be *really* offended if I could, you know, stop giggling. Who the hell came up with this? Did some genius in the department of defense bring it up during a strategy meeting? Gents, I've got it! We'll give them an aphrodesiac! They'll be so horny, they won't be able to bomb our troops!
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