taken FROM : </a></a>poetryslam
"fedex is showing that my package has been delayed for reasons beyond their control somewhere in asia, and i was promised 2-day shipping, and i want to know right now why i am not getting my package on time!"
"well, sir, i apologize for the delay in the arrival of your package. i do show, as you pointed out, that fedex is reporting delays that are out of their control, and this may have something to do with, oh, i don't know, that big tsunami that killed over 110,000 people in that region, yeah, that might be what is delaying your package, and i apologize for that delay, but certainly you can understand there might be some delays due to the 110,000 people who were tragically killed in the region around the warehouse where your item was assembled."
"all i want to know is when i am going to get my package. i paid for 2-day shipping, and it says i am not going to get my package until the new year. this is unacceptable."
"well, sir, i am sure once they clear away all the dead people, you will get your package. i apologize for the delay. i am so very sorry that tsunami has adversely affected your life. is there anything else i can help you with? no? well thank you and have a nice day. merry christmas."
good christian people like this motherfucker elected george w. bush.... people like this asshole on the phone are to blame... selfish fools. we are the most financially successful country the world has ever known, yet we are the most selfish by far.