December 19th, 2004

Cold-blooded.
  • shoiryu

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The ever adorable littledust has had enough:

I HATE WORKING AS A CHRISTMAS ELF SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. JESUS MAY HAVE SUFFERED THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO COME TO HIM BUT I AM NOT JESUS, NOR AM I SURE I AM QUOTING THE BIBLE CORRECTLY IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN TO CHURCH. ANYWAY CHRISTMAS CAROLS MAKE ME VIOLENT.

  • Current Music
    The Beta Band, "Dragon"
LOTR speed

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My friend realityfnbites, on ex-boyfriends:

"Now. I've learned from Pam that Alan has a new girlfriend. i'll spare you my shock of knowing that he is able to forge all these relationships and I am not. SHE has a house she's paying a mortgage on and is a copy manager or something at Staples, where he works. He doesn't see his friends anymore. Well! I'll just steal them, then. Hah.
He can have sex and I will have his friends.
"
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    Northstar - Pollyanna
merchgirl
  • divabat

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dahchi, in a Flocked post:


I don't really understand those christmas songs where they go on about having beautiful, romantic kisses out in the snow. As someone who lives in -20 degree weather I can categorically state that your face is so bloody numb the whole affair would be like making out with something chilly and vaguely seafood-esque. Or if it was cold enough you could like, just stick together. Nothing spells romance like ripping off three layers of lip skin as you pull apart, no boy. And all of this happens, of course, only if you manage to unfold yourself from the self-heated huddle you've made inside your ski jacket in order to
think of something more romantic than "oh sweet jesus, I can't feel my FEET."

Stick a hot tub somewhere in the lyrical equation and I might consider the possibility more seriously. A christmas hot tub is a thought I can get behind, honestly.
waiting for godot

acetal goes Christmas shopping

The hunter stalks his prey with the determination of the quietly desperate. It has been three weeks and this could be his last chance. Everywhere he looks it is the same story - his prey used to be there, but no longer. Is it extinct?

Finally, success! The prey is found, the hunter pounces. Only to stop at the last moment. This one is too well protected. The hunter can not afford to take it on. The search must continue.

A weaker specimen is cornered in another, smaller store. It will do.

Satisfied with his purchase, the hunter steps out of the store, then falls to his knees in anguish. He forgot to take advantage of the free gift-wrapping.
-- from this post.
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    OAG - Beautifool
angela

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Hey, I'm new. I was really amused by mix_o_choc's comment in the margaretcho community:

While I was shopping around in an asian food store just today there was one Margaret Cho quote that kept going through my head. "Tonight on Iron Chef, PUSSY!" and I kept cracking up and the Chinese people in there were looking at me funny. Then I wondered if they were going to "talk shit about me directly to my face" and then I realized I was Asian too so they wont. *phew*
silkie
  • zhai

"But you've never been schitzophrenic.. unless you've done acid and talked to the shadows,"

Hi all. I've read this community but only just joined, mostly for the purpose of relaying this...

From:
"You supply the meaning to my mean-ness..." by hrynewich on real_philosophy :

You should probably just read the whole post, since it's difficult to decide which quotes to pull. Here are a few, though:

The same sick twisted logic that generated the idea that ET's are here, from venus, because venus got too close to the sun. The same logic that can see the light in the eyes of the cracken, because they can see the light in each other's eyes.


and...

I AM an unmedicated schitzophrenic.. I can't stop growing.. so I guess that makes me a cancer. Ahh but we're told that growing too big gets us killed.. so KILL ME. KILL MY EGO< YOU FUCKING EGOTIST>> StOP BEING MAD AT ME FOR RANTING an start being mad at yourself for letting yourself get suckered in so that you could prove how right you are by proving how wrong I am.

But you've never been schitzophrenic.. unless you've done acid and talked to the shadows, aware that the shadows are NOT hallucinations, but you're lucid and waking dream.


and:


william SANDerson hrynewich (smith only different... word) + J.K. Rowling and R.U. Sirius =
well i am SWANson wordWItCH

William Sanderson Hrynewich = wordsmith = R.U. Sirius (black magic words) = runemal = i supply the meaning to you.. i'm the one who told you what to think...