writes out the trailer
for the latest movie that is all the rage with the college students.
(light fading in from the upper right hand corner)
(William Shatneresque voiceover starts softly, gaining power as the light begins to consume the screen)
(Voice's words should be accompanied by large block letters which flash and disappear)
(softly) "Three years have passed since the evil first came to the small, peaceful mountain town"
(series of ultra-quick, too-bright images of running students with backpacks)
"They conquered it once"
"But every year, it returns, to take it's revenge on those who defeated it, and seek out new victims"
(extreme close-up slow motion of a pencil being broken in half, accompanied by an extremely exaggerated snapping noise)
(screen suddenly black, following typeface to be huge and red)
"IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(The snapping noise should continue through the red-typeface screen, and then suddenly stop)
(following words flash into existence separately, each accompanied by loud boom, in gigantic type)
"EXAM WEEK IV: THE RECKONING"
(and beneath, in tiny type with no sounds)
"coming all too soon to theatres near you"