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I feel like I should congratulate you. Like you just had a child or something. XDD I wanna get you little "It's an iPod!" balloons.
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"This religion pretty much says it all. Die in battle and spend all day fighting and all night drinking until the day comes that you and all the world are killed by legions of monsters and a really big wolf, or spend the afterlife as a chunk of ice until eaten by said wolf. Pretty bleak."--
OK, think about all of the unlikely word pairings you've encountered in your life. Military intelligence? Yeah, sure, we've all heard that one. Jumbo shrimp? Yep, that one makes you wonder, too. Christian Heavy Metal? That's just plain wrong.
Allow me to introduce you to a new one: Disco Polka.
You remember watching the Lawrence Welk show with your parents when you were a kid, right? Remember that guy playing the accordion? That's Myron Floren. He made a disco polka record. Accordion. Disco. Polka.