(From this locked entry. Meant to quote it earlier but it kind of got lost on my computer.)
And I can't read fic, because the last thing I am going to do is sit in a lounge surrounded by freakishly overachieving academic-types and read porn. Well. In perfect seriousness, I would do that, but I'm sort of afraid they sit and monitor these computers in which case they're probably watching me *type* about porn as I speak. In fact, every time I say "porn" it probably goes on a checksheet in the head office, and one day when I apply for graduate or buisness school or whatever they're going to go "you said 'porn' 3,245 times between freshman and senior year" and it's going to go on a printout somewhere, right next to the amount of times I didn't have something profound to say in class because I was too busy thinking about Johnny Depp.