jentaro, locked post.
jentaro, locked post.
Oh, and angst != interesting character. Overdone, it's just wangst.
for the community service in this project, the teachers are thinking about "renting" out mcdonalds and we're gonna take over mcdonalds (bwahahahahaha, eat your heart out ronald!)
Father, I’m a very fucked-up man. I think I have your lovely skills as a parent to thank for a lot of it. Sometimes I dream of slicing you up into small pieces of meat and sell you on the black market. Bullets in your chest will have to do, though. Go fuck yourself. No love, Wesley. Ps. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME, YOU BASTARD?! WHAT DID I DO WRONG, DADDY? D.S
I’m all about the fucked-up failures.
Full post can be found here.
Ooh I can tell youre hung over...
LETS MAKE OUT!!!
Nothing better, eh?
"It was probably TMI for an employee, but hell, she works at a dildo factory."
CyberCpeed: My kiwi is far too hard.
furre: your "kiwi"?
CyberCpeed: Yes. I'm attemtping to devour it as I type. It's challenging!
CyberCpeed: The spoon just won't stay in.
furre: you're attempting to devour your "kiwi"?
CyberCpeed: Yup! It's a cokplete meal
furre: freudian slip?
CyberCpeed: ...I think so
CyberCpeed: I'm scared now.
CyberCpeed: Shit..it's not getting any softer..and I've got school in a little while.
milkshake_b: This community is directly, both in the form of the icon bases and the need for them, responsible for me having both a "WTF" and a "Crack" icon. And some days that doesn't feel like quite enough.
odditycollector: Well, most days my Vetinari icon serves well enough - or at least it makes me giggle, which is the same thing... But sometimes there's just a need for a bigger reaction than dry irony and perhaps a slight raise of an eyebrow, you know?
vassilissa: It makes one wonder how Alfred managed all those years.
stephendann: Dressing up in Batman's old uniforms and performing Gilbert and Sullivan numbers in the Manor House.
the_gentleman: "When I'm a bad Bat I will torture all crim'nals,
I'll torture all crim'nals when I'm a bad Bat,
I'll play a bad part on the falsest of Riddlers
And tie up poor Robin when I'm a bad Bat!"
*two little kids beside me on computers*
kid1: "Write slash."
kid2: "How do you spell slash?"
kid1: "It's that funny sign, just type it."
In customers_suck by project_mayhem_ -- Priceless
Now, through advanced calculations and studies, I have made the following discovery. Sit down and keep some toilet paper handy. During the holiday season, things get very busy. Things get very busy because people buy things. But when people buy ALL of something, there is no more. Which leads to the brain-sploding conclusion- WE RUN OUT OF THINGS DURING CHRISTMAS TIME. OH! OH! Wait- there’s more- grab something solid for this one- because WE RUN OUT OF THINGS- we might NOT BE ABLE TO GET MORE. Almost done picking up your squishy brain bits? Prepare your bladder for imminent release- THIS. HAPPENS. EVERY. YEAR. HOW MANY Christmases have you been through to know better? Now, having explained our current inventory situation, you can yelp and scream and twitch like someone put a cattle prod where the short and curlies grow- maybe it’ll work like some kind of rain dance and bottles of wine will fall from the sky. But it would f--- up your car and they’d break anyway- so A.) You can deal with it, B.) Go somewhere else, or C.) Do A and B together
It could have, like, a crack pipe and two hands exchanging a bribe.
-- altoidsaddict, here, in a comment thread where someone kept insisting that the District of Columbia is an official U.S. state.
Kris | winxp training says:
"Kris | winxp training says:
Jesus was a Robot!
eBen | Jesus was a Rebel says:
He sure was - and I modified his firmware but good!"
Indy - So the girls think I'm hawt with my hat. says:
FORMATTING THIS JESUS WILL ERASE ALL MIRACLES ON YOUR HARD DISK. (Y/N)?
"I think it's fine if gay people do their...thing. But I don't want it shoved down my throat."
Perhaps someone should have told him that homosexuals aren't likely to engage in drive-by deepthroatings ...
At work Friday, I had to make a sign using Microsoft word that said "Buy one get one free!"
So because i am insane . .. without even thinking about it. . .
Buy One Get one Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!1111111111
So, like, hobbits.
(This rational and fascinating post is actually a cunning, though perhaps imprecise, translation from
OMG WHEE SUPERTRAILER PERISH FAWN DIE SQUEE FAWN DEE VEE DEEEEEEEE RELEASE PIPPINMERREHFARAMIREOWYNEVERYONEEVERYWHE
...with a little jkafkldsf;afafdljaf;aemfanfken;fa on the side.)
"What we really need is a phenomenological model for Jesus."
Insubordination equals 175%. That's all I need. hehe.
Sorry if this was posted here a long time ago. It is worth a second look, after all.
Found on my friendsfriendslist: atdt1991 wondering about nobody noticing him getting a partner:
I mean, seriously. I must be remiss in my Live-Journaling. I've noticed I'm distinctly quieter lately, but I've generally chalked it up to work/school. "Still plugging away" isn't really a journal entry worth making, but apparently I've also missed a few vitals.
Note from the quoter: I took the LJ-cut off. English is not my native language. I didn't know how much profanity "plugging away" is because I never heard it in my life. :D