November 20th, 2004


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A point of advice to all you youngins. Do well early in college. Because later, when you've hardcore fucked up, and you WANT to do well in a class, and really do try hard, you might still fail/do very poorly just because its FUCKING HARD, and builds all all the other knowledge you so carelessly ignored. Whoopsies.

- conormaguire
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First of all, you should check out because it's hilarious.

The actual conversation I wanted to quote is from this thread at scans_daily regarding an issue of Teen Titans.

evadne_: Well, you know. Sometimes Raven misplaces her soul. You know, like how I lost my car keys the other day.

What's better is when she infects Gar with her father's demon seed and he goes around trying to eat brains. Awwww. Wub.

gen_kun: Well it just makes sense when you explain it like that!

Haha, I'm getting some IMs about that. I think this might be a little too high-brow for me though. I might have to listen to some ICP or something to even everything out.

insanitykun: Well, getting possessed by your six eyed demon father multiple times and then being destroyed by your mother and some annoying telekinetic kid who goes around under an old sheet will make you a bit scatter brained :/.

It happened to me just last week!
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Weirdness, Nicholas Cage doesn't even fight. There's only one scene where he just whacks one of his pursuers with some kind of plastic tube, then runs off.

--psychofish on National Treasure

But that said, the quote was only half the reason for the post. And while we're on the subject of "treasures"...

I commented awhile back about this amazing tea...

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From a locked post, with permission.

wickedtrue, in comments to one of muffinbutt's posts:

Aubrey: I can't take you to the island. I have to chase the hot frenchie!


Aubrey: Wah. No mansex. *angsts musically*

Maturin: *almost dies!*

Aubrey: Crap. Gotta take my boyfriend to the island.

Maturin: *lives! Then searches for bugs*

Aubrey: Damnit! *sings* ~If only I were a flightless bird~!

That little Maturin is one of those characters you just want to steal and put in a little box under your bed. And when you have a bad day, you take him out and listen to him babble about the breeding pattern of dust bunnies and the mating rituals of the flightless tuxedo button. And then feed him cookie crumbs.

(Talking about Master and Commander.)
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if you ever thought your life was odd... here's a benchmark

From my idiosyncratic friend maidenearth

"Oddness thy name is my life. Hairless rats in my dining room with wee dumbo ears, bathroom sink that hasn't worked for a year, a head, face and arm hanging in my studio, a flattened, mummified, painted toad in my computer monitor, a group of 3 people who understand my stuttering and spoonerisms and tolerate my statements trailing off as I appear to aimlessly wander away. Roadkill in the freezer neatly wrapped and labelled. A large hole in the back yard with the sole use of allowing bones and skulls to be defleshed before being brought in for study and display. Won't even mention the disparate articles that live beside the bed. When asked to think of a vegetable I said peanuts. Try defending that, are legumes vegetables? Last count I had over 10 sewing machines. I often get the feeling that I am not just a little skewed from centre in everything. This is not always a good feeling. But, what can I do? Even in this cranium I am bored silly at times, when I feel trapped, cornered or edged in. If I became any closer to normal I'd explode."
Doctor Who - WWTDD? (neutron flow)

My first metaquote: "ninja-tongue"

laurasubby on over-enthusiastic kisses...

(ninja-tongue is [apparently] my new word for throwing your tongue violently into someone's mouth as if that person were about to swallow unknowingly a shrunken human being whose last and only hope of rescue is to latch on to your taste buds-- *shudder*)

from a f-locked post, with permission

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James asked me out. It was intimidating to just say "No, I'm not interested" when he's whispering it and so much taller than I am. So I lied and said I was already seeing someone. A lie, yes, but if you have ever seen him and his hitler moustache, you'd be scared too.

That made me pee a little. adrianaslyth, here.
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