November 8th, 2004

My Friends Rock, K: My Friends Rock
  • kielle

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Dad and I were watching Just For Laughs, and the splash thing with the little green guy came on, the one where he's standing on the moon, and he replaces the American flag with the Just For Laughs flag.

Dad: "Do you think that if we went up to the moon, took the remains of the base, the little moon cars, gathered up all the golf balls, and took the American flag..."
Me: "It would be the greatest practical joke of all time."
Dad: "...do you think that would be stealing?"
Me: "...well, no. They don't actually own the moon."
Dad: "But the equipment?"
Me: "In all fairness, they did abandon it."
Dad: "Salvage, then."
Me: "We could replace the flag with a picture of someone mooning..."
Dad: "Or the flag of the moon! The Lunar flag!"

Then the conversation turned, somehow, to Heinlein, and the origin of "lunatic," and he went downstairs to get bread from the freezer.

And then he fell up the stairs.

Don't ask me. I'm not entirely certain how.

-- chandri
I am unreasonable

More political humor

alwaschoen, here:

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty and all that, but I am so fucking sick of making political posts. This, more than anything else, is why I hate Bush: he has caused my LJ to be filled with constant news about his stupid administration instead of Quizilla results where I reveal which genital deformity from Lord of the Rings I am.
uhm what

... ow.

vaspider: I currently have a desperate desire to play Mage. That is all.

colubra: Don't. It's rather like ignoring the desire to masturbate with a cheese grater: you get more pleasure out of frustrating the desire than you could conceivably get from the actualization of that desire.
Y U NO JULES VERNE?
  • omgrhi

I second that sentiment.

"Wow, this is my 666th entry! I feel I should celebrate this with something momentuous, like blowing up the Northern Hemisphere. If only I had the nukes, energy, patience and ruthlessness."
-tinuviel8994, who would destroy the world if she could be bothered. :D
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I stopped it about halfway through, because Mama was trying to sleep and this sort of thing kept happening:

TIM CURRY: One thousand pistoles for their heads! Dead or alive!
ME: [Tim Curry voice] Preferably dead! Muahaha!
TIM CURRY: Preferably dead!
ME: [actually dead.]

--kerrypolka, here, on the godawful cliché that is the Disney version of "Three Musketeers."