October 31st, 2004

polar bear paw

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Yesterday we posted another week's answer for LiveJournal's Daily Quiz, which featured a Halloween theme:

1. Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, except the millions of panicked radio listeners who believed that America was being invaded by Martians in 1938. Who narrated this famous deception, and what book had he adapted for that broadcast?

"I might well be monitoring these transmissions *from* Mars for all I know about '30's culture." - marcyleecorgan

"It should have been narrated by James Earl Jones. Just because everything should be narrated by James Earl Jones. The man could narrate an ad for llama pellets and I'd want to buy it. If there's a movie about my life, I want James Earl Jones to narrate it. Actually, I want him to narrate my life, period. Wouldn't that be cool?" - portkey

(I think that could get old:

James Earl Jones voiceover: THE MORNING BEGAN LIKE MOST OTHER MORNINGS FOR portkey, WITH A BOWL OF CHEERIOS, A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE, AND A CENTRUM MULTIVITAMIN. AFTER BREAKFAST, portkey GOT DRESSED, CHOOSING FOR TODAY'S ATTIRE ... HEY, IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING BORED WITH THIS YET?

Everyone: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

-AL)

"In a related story, I eavesdropped on a number of conversations as I walked out of the movie theater after seeing "The Blair Witch Project," and a large number of people firmly believed that it was a real documentary. The conclusion? 1938 + 66 years = people are still stupid." - b7cy

(Administrations come & admininstrations go, but stupidity is forever. -AL)

If you want to know the Correct Answer (& read the rest of the Incorrect Answers), join us at ljdq. Smart is easy, but funny is hard!
Metal
  • ronwe

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Sniped from a friends-locked post, with permission.

Dear Brain,

I realize that threatening you with a fork-stabbing is kinda counter-productive to my continued existence, but believe me, to get you to stop hurting, I'm willing to risk it.

No love,

Me.


- mylildementor
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  • grail76

magnets for freedom ...

i think those things are disrespectful. They are over their fighting so we can sport a ribbon magnet on our cars. Cars of all places.

LOL whenever i see those God Bless America ones i always think of someone sneezing.


tearyeyeddreamr writing about magnets on cars in defense of freedom.
Random - Trippy Colours

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Mmmm hmmmm, you're the president of the college republicans on campus and very much against gay marriage, yet you can wear a dress and makeup better than many women.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.


~fblaguy, here.
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Voting is on our minds...

From thisficklemob in this post.

To those who say, "well, what if the whole day is nothing but VOTE! and election news on LJ?", I'd say, great. That'd be awesome. There should be nothing on LJ today except the election.

And porn. And maybe some cute pictures of animals and stuff. Because we're all gonna need to take breaks from the stress.
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