October 22nd, 2004

  • thm

Now, c'mon, he isn't THAT dumb...

An old entry from niko_leigh that's become strangely topical:

Just heard on Global News:

"Even by royal standards, Prince Harry has never been considered to be the sharpest knife in the drawer."

Ahahaha!


Royalty, after all those years of inbreeding, not that intelligent. Go figure.
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    "Smallville" theme song.
Brandon :: Wash away all of my sins

Ah, what 2AM brings up...

The dangers of humping your computer screen and the pretty picture on it are suddenly so apparent...

lonesomelullaby: Hey, I'm still a virgin if it's virtual, right? No harm done. Can't get pregnant.
verymad_affair: No, but you could get a virus. *slaps knee*
verymad_affair: Once you link up to a computer, you're linking up with every computer that computer has linked up with for 10 years.
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    Some Sheryl Crow song in my head I heard at work today
tree

Mmmm. Yes, please!

From rushlight75's LJ, a rather yummy description of her last self defense class:

I don't think I've mentioned here how very interesting that class was. There's something to be said for an entire Saturday spent watching rather attractive, extremely buff male police officers acting out various rape scenarios on each other. In detail. With much sweating and grunting.
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christmas - axial
  • tzikeh

The 'danes are so *cute* when they try to be weird.

A coworker who writes music on the side has the Upright Citizens Brigade performing a Halloween musical of his, "Killjoy." It's supposed to be very gory, very obscene, very politically incorrect. Naturally, I want to go. Coworker keeps saying, quite carefully, "Now, it's really raw. It's not for everybody." I keep saying, "Oh, I bet it would be fun!" This is English. The Fanspeak translation, which I cannot share at the office, is: "In my spare time I have written sadomasochistic gay vampire porn and distributed it to minors. Your puny attempts to shock me make me laugh." -- yahtzee63, here
merchgirl
  • divabat

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cleolinda: HELLO. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. THIS IS NOT THE CLINIC. PLEASE STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER, WRONG NUMBER GUY. MY NOT-CLINICNESS IS NOT CHANGING ANYTIME SOON. THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

bibliotech: Hello? Is this the journal for the clinic?

cleolinda: I KEEL YOU BOTCH.

bibliotech: So...can I make an appointment, then? I have this rash...

Another two-for-one

First, mdrnprometheus wrote a serious, well-thought-out post about one issue that has never come up in election discussions so far:

I speak, of course, of zombies. As we all know, the time is not far off when the dead of our great nation will rise from their graves as zombies bent upon devouring the flesh of the living. We need a President who has a plan to deal with that menace...
[go read the whole post, really not a good place to cut]
George W. Bush in 2004. Because, you know, there might be zombies.

Then the subject of K-questions somehow came up in the comment threads, and turnberryknkn started gently reminiscing about them:

K-type: At some points during 1st year Anatomy, I was certain I was going to end up at some point in the semester standing on top of the computer lab desk, emptying a clip of 9 mm bullets straight down into the computer I was doing flashcards on, screaming "A AND C, NOT B THIS, MOTHERF---"

Oh, I'm sorry, am I having a post-traumatic flashback again?
journies begin with the first step

weiner roast

From a locked post bydevvie, discussing her dog's camp activities:

"Now or news on Chelsea: She has been sleeping most of the day..on me when I sit down she cuddles up on my legs or anywhere she wants. She doesn't seem to think laying on my head when I am sleeping is a bad idea. Poor little pooch is wiped out from all those camp activities I gather. The weiner roast where they tell jokes about the daushaunds...the camp sing-a-longs where 99 cans of Alpo is sung whilst the puppies frolic in their own poo...and midnite raids are executed on the wittle kitties. Ahh it's a tough life she leads."
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    amused amused
Friendship is the best (Coupling)

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Eee. I just watched Chamber of Secrets again for teh Creevey. Omg that kid is so cute. There's just something about him - his massive eyes, his mad curly hair, the fact that his camera is bigger than his body - that makes me love him. He makes me want to put on a pair of stomping boots and march around saying things like, "At ease, chaps!"

-ticca, here
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    amused amused
crazy laverne

AAAGGHHHH!

pizzazzle gives us a sampling of World Series Game 7 dialogue around his dorm:

All (across hall): AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHH!
Someone: Oh my god! Let's go
outside and scream!
*Stampedesque pattering down the hallway past our door*
*Crashing sound as door is thrown open*
All (distantly): AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHH!
People from neighboring dorms (affirmatively): AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHH!


Sounds like he's got a zombie problem, to me. XD
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    amused amused