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"I'm really happy. You all rock so effing hard, it almost hurts slightly. But only slightly. Only slightly." - kalamar

just stumbled by and have been overly amused. thank you!

From chimbley's "two step twelve step program to becoming me":

No socializing - this should be pretty self explanatory, I think. What do you get out of socializing, anyway? HERPES.

From cupcakery in a locked post:

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My sister-in-law lilactime, responding to my rant about people hating singers and bands for the wrong reasons:

I am generally ambivalent about Avril Lavigne, although I'm glad, in a way, that young girls look up to her, as I was getting really tired of seeing 12-year-olds dressed like sad, tired lapdance strippers.

croaky laments the fact that her dog's internal clock seems to be on Tokyo time:

doggy: Let's walk! Let's take a walk! Walkwalkwalkwalk!!
jen: IT IS 4AM YOU STUPID MUTT!
doggy: Walkwalkwalkwalk!!
jen: Oi, old man....
doggy: Waaaaaalkie!
jen: Ok ok, but then we sleep... Seriously.
doggy: Yaaaayyy!!!
jen: =__=;;;

merrykarilou explains what it would take to get her to not vote Kerry...

Gah, i hate politics, i really do. I think unless information on Kerry comes out and says that he's a closet puppy kicking KKK member, he's got my vote.

My MPRE test location is NYU!

For those of you who know what that means, I may be taking the test with some of you.

For the rest of you, you should merely humor me and say, "oh, Akhmed! I'm so jealous! I applied for a Manhattan test site, and NCBEX told me that the closest location was American Samoa! Damn your devil's luck and your rugged good looks!"

--akhmed

Michael Moore
"I don't really like Michael Moore."

There, I got it out of the way for anyone who was going to reply to my post and say it.

superho in johnkerry04

It's so...twisted, and then it's written like they are omg so in luv and it's all cute fluffy bunnies from then on and the sound of the 'Backspace' is heard in the land as I flee. If you're going to write hateslash, it should be dark and twisted, not fluffy! (There are maybe two authors who, to my knowledge, can pull off SJ without it being either incredibly dark or impossibly fluffy. There are two authors somewhere who can pull *anything* off. But that doesn't make the rest good.)

Yes, there is chemistry there. Unfortunately, it's the sort of chemistry that results in the entire school being evacuated.

-- cygna_hime, responding to this post on the implausibility of the most common slash pairing in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom

From the userinfo for tiaraenvy:

On the internet you should expect two things: Anonymous ridicule, and porn.

Evanescence (Christ, I can't spell it either) wouldn't know metal if Metallica beat them to death with Spinal Tap's guitars. - thebloodinside commenting on a recent bitch about music I had.

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"Last night my dream YADA YADA YADA'd me!

I was hanging out with this guy, and he started rubbing his leg up against mine.

Yada yada yada, then we were laying in bed exhausted, and I was playing with his nipple."

-songcatcher in seinfeld

pornography said:

Today my mother handed me a list of emails. "Here you go, Sophie!" she said, "this is a list of people at my work who like to make Harry Potter gay -just like you!"

I am greatly disturbed.

Overheard on fireborn's latest LiveJournal post...

As much as I have come to enjoy squid in a variety of dishes since I first encountered it in sushi and inexplicably liked it, all those years ago, there's a very peculiar downside to liking it and being an sf/f/h fan. Whenever I actually see whole squid, I find myself going, "AAAAAAAGH NO! I'VE BEEN EATING THE GREAT LORD CTHULHU!"

But I have to tell you, the Great Lord Cthulhu tastes damn fine on rice with soy sauce and wasabi.

karma_aster expounds on the Boyfriend's Arm pillow:

I'm just thinking if sleeping alone is that much of a problem, a pillow won't do much to fix it.

"Gosh! My boyfriend is room temperature! And boneless! How sexy!"

from gemfyre:

The fridge was the most popular party goer - being adorned with magnets bearing the words for writing oodles of dirty poetry. I will never hear "Climb Every Mountain" the same again after seeing the line "bite every penis".