October 15th, 2004

Diary of a Hopeless Romantic

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From someblonde_035:

I think my eightball has given into a mocking/sarcastic tone with me. I ask it a question and it says "never", when the answer should obviously be "of course!". Fucker.

By the way, I'm selling an eightball if anyone wants it. It has an attitude problem.
  • libram

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onthepage on dumping her boyfriend: My hole and my finger have been good friends for the past 18 years or so, and they're enjoying the extra time they get to spend together now that the boyfriend is out of the picture.
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toothpick fight!

From apocalypsos:

Another news story from IMDb -- The OC beauty Mischa Barton has laughed off reports she fought with hotel heiress Paris Hilton at a Hollywood party - insisting they were just play- fighting. Could you imagine a catfight between those two toothpicks? It'd look like playing pick-up-sticks with a box of uncooked spaghetti.
a flower I see...a buddha to be
  • alchmst

Quoted with permission from a locked post:

While everyone else (including me) tries to out-place everyone else in this newest meme, anklesnake instead speaks from her heart:

** Name a place that you have visited that no-one else on your friends list has:

I fell down the bottom of my own well one time and spent three years hanging on to a shelf, alternately looking at the water below, and the sky above. Wondering if I had the strength to fly, or if my ligaments would finally rip and I would tumble down below.
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goth angel

the passion of the blog

quizzicalsphinx in officialgaiman re: neil gaiman pointing out that "bill" gibson has started blogging again:

And I'm so a girly-geek, I gave a little squeal because I thought Mel Gibson had a 'blog.

Although that would be a terribly boring 'blog, if you think about it.

"Dear Diary: today I polished my Oscars. Then a wave of Catholic guilt washed over me and I wept. Spent the rest of the afternoon researching the life of Patrick Henry. TTYL! --Mel"

the post is here
  • sasscat


From here:

My whiteboard is new and pretty. It hangs on the front of my closet door so I have to approach it at some point every morning. The theory behind it is that, at the start of the day, I write up my goals for the day. As I complete them, one by one, I can erase them and end up with a clean whiteboard at night.
One of the perpetual goals on my whiteboard is to buy a whiteboard eraser.

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From seph_ski's journal, taken with permission from a locked post:

Ok. More booze now. And my book. Booze and monster porn. Heh. And chocolate. What could possibly be wrong if you've got booze, porn and chocolate? Nothing, I tell you. Not a damn thing.

The rest of the entry is pretty damn funny, too, but I only asked for the end and that's all I took. ;)
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I'll Need Booze For This One

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I told Morgan that I felt like drinking something alcoholic. She made me a gin and tonic. I told her that while I really appreciated her doing it even though it is teh illegal, I didn't care much for it, and hopefully eyed the vodka.

So she just gave me a shot of gin and some vanilla coke to wash it down.


look ma, no typos!

-- cheeriomonkey

made by kellirose1313

From kellirose1313

When looking up the meaning of her choice for middle name of a boy.

Traits: Frequently possesses E.S.P. Extremely "psychic"; Introvert. Although s/he does not say much, s/he usually knows a great deal. Mysterious. Often interested in psychology, psychiatry, chemistry, and botany. Knowledgeable in astrology and all fields of the occult. Fond of fishing. Inclined to take from the "haves" and give to the "have nots". (Great so he'll be the Robin Hood: Prince of Psychics)
K: Hey Stupid!, K: The Unholy Duo, Dogmatix, K: Lesbian Again, K: Laughing Out Loud

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In regards to Baby! Sloth! Eee!):

bullroarert: OMG I love sloths. Always have. Something about them fascinates me. I dream I am one sometimes. /rambling

rpp: That's so cool! I want to dream I'm a sloth. I've only had dreams where I was a deer or a fox. Did you know sloths are good swimmers? I saw a thing on National Geographic about it once, it was awesome.

bullroarert: Well, when dreaming that I am a sloth, nothing really happens in the dream. Because, well, they're slow as molasses. I just kind of hang from a tree and do nothing. Which I think is somehow a representation of my current life.

oc: summer sitting

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allecto, here. [not locked.]
in other news, I still think one of the funniest things in the entire world is that moment in Finding Nemo when Dorrie says, "E-scahpay!" (I'm spelling phonetically, so as to distinguish it from escape. Because otherwise you might think I think it's funny when she says "Escape!", which (a) she doesn't say and (b) wouldn't be funny. and then you would think I was lamer, and that would be sad.)


Current mood: ehscahpay!
Current music: what? no one said I had to spell consistently.
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one - original (doctor who)

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What can I say, I love medie's Canadian perspective on American tomfoolery.

The Americans are taxing *pigs* now?

The US government claims Canada is dumping pigs?

*resists the urge to make a Bush joke*

*resists mightily*

Besides, you know I'm thinking it anyway.

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    "Sredni Vashtar" - Faith & The Muse
not a crotch

On Soap

fridgemagnet talking about an automatic soap dispensor here.

If this is designed to limit soap consumption it doesn't work very well because I must have tried it out at least a dozen times. You wave your hand in front of the sensor for a bit, it pauses, you move your hand away thinking it's not working and then the tap shoots out a small gob of iridescent blue goo into the sink, with a "WAKerrrr" noise. This either makes it sound like an embarrassed duck or, as I realised later, like it's calling me a wanker.

The soap is really quite attractive. If a My Little Pony could ejaculate, the result would look like this. I feel like a vet, or maybe a fetish porn star. I bet I could corner the market in Hot Plastic Horse Action. Look for it in your spam box soon.