October 4th, 2004

beaker

Period-Fu

naamah_darling, ranting about "feminine products," takes a left turn at hentai:

Of course, were I a vaginally-bleeding ninja, I would have bigger problems to worry about. Like the fact that I would likely have forebrain-searing turquoise hair and horrifically inflated breasts.
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It occurse to me that the proper way to celebrate victory over consumer electronics is not to drink four rum and pineapple's and take topless pictures of one self.

You know, at this rate, I'm never going to be President.


--norabombay
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CARRBORO -- After watching the presidential debate Thursday night, two UNC students ended up slapping each other while fighting over who Jesus would vote for in the election.

And apocalypsos responds:

I suppose nobody pointed out to them that Jesus wouldn't vote for anybody in this election, because he's not an American citizen.
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Thirteen Hours

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Memo to me: Never be Eliza Dushku's friend. The daily pressure from [my boyfriend] to be found caught in a compromising position with her and invite him into group sex would be ba-- I mean, it would be just horr--

Memo to me (amended): Become Eliza Dushku's friend.

-- mice



These days I can rather vividly imagine two random ljers talking.

"Doqz?"
"Yeah?"
"Doesn't ring a bell."
"He's that devastatingly attractive guy with the hardon for political bullshittery and a fervent desire to piss in Michael Moore's cornflakes. Y'know."
"Oh, yeah!"

P.S. Something occured to me and I'd like to forestall it. If anyone interprets this post as the encouragement to chime in with something to the tune of "oh, no! Your real reputation is that you look like Johnny Depp and are smarter than Stephen Hawking!" I am defriending you like you were a spambot.

-- doqz
bigball

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There's a poster hung in the breakroom now that says, "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence, I think not!" and it has a picture of a little trollish looking creature surrounded by different types of pastries and candies, etc. I'm going to burn this place down.

democritus, Here.
pretty sunset
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Middle Egyptian Practical Jokes...?

From kantayra's day of three language classes:

So, then, I'm in Middle Egyptian, and we're translating the Westcar papyrus, so I get to my sentence and (I shit you not) this was it:

aha her hebaba dada ef gaga

*head desk* Even the prof couldn't keep from laughing his ass off when I start reading this baby talk in the middle of class. And, of course, this is a scene where a goose's decapitated head is running around all by itself, so it's goofy enough already. I swear he gave me that sentence on purpose just so I could sound like a total dork. Asshat. :P

Geek humor!
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Knitting Love

Take THAT, women's rights!

rex_dart talks about the current administration's take on abortion rights in this post!


I immediately was struck by this image of Bush standing outside of an abortion clinic laughing and pointing at a distressed woman, slapping his knee and going, "Whoooo-ee, I gotcha good that time! Nine-month waiting period! Ha ha ha! Too late now, young lady, that sucker's comin' out alive and a-kickin' like a wiley longhorn, yessiree!"
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Doctor Science

The F Files

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