Highlight of the evening: the officers were polling the 20 or so of us who showed up for our interests.
"How many of you like coding?" Nearly everyone raises his hand.
"... unix/linux administration?" Nearly everyone.
"... web administration?" Nearly everyone.
A few others, all with high levels of hands, then... "How many of you have been on a date?" About three or four of us raised our hands. Zing!