From a locked post by jennyrogue
, quoted with permission.
Tutor: What is the name of the 4th Harry Potter book?
Students: *awkward silence, coughing and looking at each other*
Me: (thinking: Oh my god...) Goblet of fire.
Student: Goblin of fire?
Tutor: Who is the author of the His Dark Materials Trilogy?
Student: ...C J Lewis...?
Me: (in my head: *THUD*) @_@
And sooner or later, the stupidness started rubbing off on me:
Tutor: Which planet is nearest to the sun?
Me: Venus! ^-^
Students: *awkward silence* ...