on finding out that her father
is perving on
fancies Keira Knightley. Taken from this post.
ME: blah blah blah king arthur blah blah pirates blah
DAD: i must say i do fancy keira knightley
ME: *blinkgapesdiesquietly* uh... excuse me?
DAD: ever since seeing pirates i've fancied her. i think she's really really pretty.
SISTER: you know she's nineteen right?
ME: *unable to say anything at this moment in time*
DAD: i don't give a shit. she's lovely. a true english rose.
ME: *babbles quietly*
OTHER SISTER: oh yeah, she's totally hot.
ME: *blinks and bes goldfish and refuses to mention that i have major crush on keira knightely* .... yeah... *she is mine damnit mineminemine*