I'm telling you -- it's clearly her aborted feti come back from the grave.
And they were injected with an experimental accelerated growth serum. And the super-soldier serum. And whip cream and a cherry.
my girlfriend just jokingly put ducktape on her pubes thinking it'd be funny and not thinking about how it might actually hurt to peel it off. and surprise, surprise the tape got stuck, she couldn't get it off without screaming, wouldn't let me help, and is now standing next to my desk cutting whatever is left of her pubes off while whining. this was after she decided it was a good idea to play baseball in the apartment.
To the Olympic Gold Medalists from the US:
Please learn the actual words to our national anthem so when you lipsync them while standing up there on the podium when the camera is in your face, you don't look like a complete idiot to the rest of the world.
A friends-locked post by the insightful larkredblade , shared with permission.