August 1st, 2004

yub

First post

(Sorry, I don't know how to do the username thing where it shows up as a direct link!)
SpottyLogic, regarding his delusion of being able to secure a high-paying career through his writing degree:
(Therapist: "Mr. Logic, how do you feel about...villanelles?"
Spotty: "Complex French poetic forms add value and substance to any portfolio!"
Therapist: "Nurse, pull the switch...")

The rest can be seen here - http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=spottylogic
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    Jimmy Eat World
dancing indigo

Giant what, now?

"I don't know if it actually blocks spam or if it is SECRETLY AIDING the spammers in their quest to sell every man, woman, and child on the planet giant penis breasts that let you work from home and earn your degree in six months, but it's nice wishful thinking."

--wishdragon on something that's supposed to block spam...maybe.
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Nanerpus!

Burning things you love

From a flag-burning/1st Amendment discussion in liberal:

keanbean: You do not burn something you love.

I'm guessing you're trying to say you can love it, but believe that you should have a right to burn it if there ever comes a time when you may disagree with it?

kissthedarkness: I burn incense you freak. I love it to death but I BURN IT.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/liberal/1387733.html?thread=21519317#t21519317
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little girl is up to something
  • mice

101 steps to having a good relationship

20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
Don’t ask why it’s their favourite cologne or perfume. The chances are the previous owner was prettier than you.


61. Spaghetti - (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
</i>Mars bars - (ever heard of Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull?)</i>

--wal_lace - one of 101 steps to having a good relationship that he got from a "nameless" female. (I feel used, now.)
[c] hark! a vagrant! - eat a dick
  • renne

A couple of unrelated...

"Hmm, my LJ account expires in a few days. I might buy more and I might not--the prospect of having only 3 icons is SODOMIZING MY MIND, since I'm getting used to GJ's 1000 and even the 15 I get here is sort of "psht, whatever!" at this point. How can I survive with only 3? ANGST."

- rinkhals

***

"I was up so late playing on the computer last night. When I went to sleep I found myself using the electric blanket switch like a mouse."

- cista
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gauche

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From blumunk:

What's the point of having an 'elevated level of terror' and special reports about specific and detailed information that is secret, if we're told to not do anything different than we normally would?

"WARNING! THINGS HAVE CHANGED! BEHAVE LIKE NOTHING HAS CHANGED!"

Good. That was useful.
Not!Fandom: Autumn Bench
  • van

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This whole thread is hilarious but the last bit from this comment is what got me in the end. She's a horrible RPer posting in a RPers suck community about someone worse than her. She also pretended to have cancer to get pity from people and got to meet Davy Jones (of The Monkees) because of her lies. Also, she gave her phone number out to the 12-year-old girl bad RPer who is now annoying the hell out of cancer-lying-girl and she's trying to figure out how to get the 12-year-old to stop calling her. matcha has a suggestion:

Point being, this kid's parents should be monitoring her activity - just think if you'd been a sexual predator rather than a girl who faked cancer and feels sorry about it. You should really call them and give 'em a good heads up.
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thorn

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Posted by kkglinka in the comments on apocalypsos's journal:

If you like Danse Macabre, you might want to give Bacchanal a try. Er, I wonder if I spelled that right. Anyway, same composer. Mad mad violins. The kind of music that makes you want to spin around like a crazy person, fall down and commence with the orgy.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/374823.html?thread=3707175#t3707175
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    Drop Kick Murphys - Bagpipes
Ultrababy X

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I am back now having done zero of the things I mapped out for myself on the foggy glass door of the shower yesterday morning.

Can you believe my friend thejoshu can write the above, yet still have doubts about his creativity and wit?
Random - Trippy Colours

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Here is a poem from 9th grade English... damn I was good:


In the center,
bold and sweet,
is where I place my bit of meat.
Not to the side
with runny mashed potatoes,
no that is never where my meat goes.
And I couldn't stand,
to have it associate,
with peas that roll around the outside corners of my plate.
No,
in the center,
bold and sweet,
is where I place my bit of meat.


--levelseven
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On multi-blade razors

The first blade shaves close, the second closer, the third and fourth blades sneak out the back for a cigarette, the fifth blade is pissed off because it wanted to be the first blade, but instead has to hang out in the middle with all the other loser blades, the sixth blade makes you coffee, the seventh blade sings the Hallelujah chorus, the eighth and ninth blades are plotting a hilarious practical joke with the tenth blade as the target, the eleventh blade is on the phone, planning it's holiday to Fiji and the twelfth blade picks up the hair that the other blades miss...

From weredonut's post, quoted with permission.
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