From the exceedingly witty journal of assassinscloak
On day 1 of her six day holiday.
Did present the children with char-grilled chicken soup, garlic bread and mushroom pizza for dinner, which they proceeded to apply liberally to their hair and faces.
Did dump them in the bath to wash off home-made beauty treatment; did put first beautiful cherub to bed at 7:30pm, and the second at 8:30pm.
Did put them both to bed again at 8:45pm, 9pm, 9:15 and 9:30pm.
Did begin to nod off after Pagans
(the channel4 series, not the children -- they be little devils).