Naturally it got me thinking about how [Babylon 5] would work as an anime. It occurred to me that the whole Londo/G'Kar plotline would actually play quite well as yaoi, if you turned our beloved protagonists into bishonen. (Londo could even keep the hair - it's no weirder than Vash's.) They're aliens, so they wouldn't have to be ridiculously young, just ridiculously pretty.
Considering the matter further, I declared Londo the uke on the basis of height and Dust to Dust. (That kind of thing happens to ukes all the time.) Then I realised that Londo would actually be one of those universal uke types, pursued by every seme within a thousand mile radius. His seduction by the various dark forces would just become literal rather than metaphorical! Bishonen!Londo would have Morden, Refa and Cartagia all trying to get into his pants (well, waistcoat - we're talking Centauri here) even though the audience would know he really belonged with G'Kar. The angst and drama would stay more or less the same, and there'd be way more gay sex.
Why, Cartagia is practically one of those disturbing anime psychotic types already! Except he'd give Londo G'Kar's eye as a courting gift.