July 15th, 2004

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From a Locked post, with permission.  limyaael on Swinburne:

Because it is all about the Victorian sadomasochistic goddess-worshipping true-love-hating lesbian bixexual pantheistic atheistic Christian-bashing Pan-worshipping necrophiliac poetry.

Agrippa
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In absentia

Kerry & Edwards didn't show up to vote against the Marriage Protection Amendment???
Quote of the day:

"It takes a special kind of senator to attack others over a vote that they don't show up for."

A Bush campaign aid responding to remarks made by Senator John Edwards on the Marriage Protection Amendment, a vote that neither he or Senator Kerry showed up for. They were the only Senators in absence.
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OMG IT IS TEH UNIQUE!!!!!!1111!1!!!!!1one

unicorntears: So I'm Erica and I live in Swannanoa, close to the Asheville Mall. I'm 17 turning 18 in Nov. and I have a son named Infinite Skyy who's 2.

kalijean: Wow. High school will be a special time for your son.

EDIT: mwells wins the comment prize with, "So you named your son after the fanciest liquor under your bathroom sink."


-in northcarolina, and let me say, the whole debacle makes my head hurt

Ouch...!

shinga wrote;

"6AM: Aren't I pretty?
ME: Hell. Fucking. NO. Hate you. GO FUCK YOURSELF MIGHTILY WITH THINE FORK, BITCH.
UTERUS: *be's evil*
ME: Oh God why have you forsaken me!!?
GOD: No no, I'm still here. Eh, sorry, that whole sin thing made me curse women with birthing pain… not sure why I picked THAT of all things. I mean, I could have gone with monthly left-elbow pain or something, but nooo, I made their reproductive organs evil… I mean seriously, what on earth was I thinking of? Haha! Labor. I'm so silly sometimes.
ME: But I'm not giving birth! Why this whole monthly business? ANSWER ME. *cries*
GOD: Oh… yeah, uh, sorry about that. Guess I wasn't too clear on the details… reproductive organs are pretty sneaky bastards.
UTERUS: *EVIL EVIL EVIL*"


I feel her pain... for real. Cramps are bitch. ~steals some of her pills and runs~

~Ami
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from glittersavvy:

Sam: The Sacrament is youuu... lalala...
Out of the corner of her eye, Sam suddenly spies a STRANGE BLACK OBJECT SLIDING DOWN THE STAIRWELL!
Sam: *blinkdoubletake*
STRANGE BLACK OBJECT FALLS ONTO HALLWAY FLOOR!
Sam: WTF?
Sam goes to inspect strange black object and picks up
A DISCARDED BLACK KNEE SOCK

O_o

We think it's bedtime, don't we? Yes, we do.
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Quoted in food_porn here, taken from here.

You need a balanced diet -- balanced. Harmonious! Like a song, but in your mouth! And you know what puts a song in my mouth? …Okay, ha ha. Seriously, now? Ravioli. Cheese ravioli with a sauté of tomatoes and red onions and mushrooms and fresh basil and a whole bunch of black pepper, and a little salad and a niiiiiiice hot crusty bread. And a gelato and an espresso and a cigaretto, you betcha. The only thing missing there is meat, which I can't eat, but if you want to go with meat ravioli, do it. I salute you. The point is to get a balance of things, including carbs. God invented carbs. You think you know better than God, suit yourself. I'll be over here at the donut table.
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A grocery clerk's dream technology...

First of all, most of the self-checkouts are express lanes; which means 15 items or LESS. Don't pull up with a cart full of groceries and expect not to piss people off. I think it should stop letting you scan stuff after 15 items, and if you try to scan additional stuff, it should say, "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE", void your whole transaction, and set your hair on fire. That'll learn ya.

From this post in customers_suck.