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zoicite makes a random GoF comment:

Wait...so Moody's magic eye can see through the students' clothes???

That's...kind of creepy...

We all know about the Holy Trinity of the Father (God), the Son (Jesus), and Holy Ghost (the spirit). But those guys are BORING. It is time for a new order: the Homo Trinity.

Oscar Wilde - The Father. As the originial pimp daddy, he only deserves the highest seat. Think of all the wonderful things he did and said! From his first witty line to his last words, he was just the awesomest.

Freddie Mercury - The Son. Freddie was put on this earth, simply, to gay and to bring the gay to others.

Rufus Wainwright - The Holy Ghost. His music is beautiful, touching, and heartfelt. Everyone can identify with Rufus's music and get something out of it. That's why he's the Holy Ghost--the spirit that ties the gay to one's soul.

I hope all of you decide to join our new faith, Gay as the Lord.


-- The ever amusing magicuddle <33

jean_prouvaire on Dubya's birthday and hobbits.

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Heh. Reminds me of a friend of mine, who went on a 6 week tour of Europe. She told be about how this older American lady was complaining about the experience. Her complaint:

"This is driving me crazy! Why can't these people speak English?"...
...
she says in the middle of France.

-- queensugar, from this entry in mock_the_stupid

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helenish, in this comment:

Man, what did I ever see in Harry/Draco, ever-- H/R and all the other permutations of H/Hr/R makes for the best bundle of pairings ever.

I agree! Come over to the dark side!

Only in HP slash is the dark side the side where, you know, people are screwing their mortal enemies/people who hate them. Only in HP slash is the dark side all about cuddles.

From mock_the_stupid:

Reply by darthsaber to a comment made by evil_kc:
whats really funny abour the first thing in your post, is that youve spelled idiot wrong

evil_kc's reply:
thanks for the lesson,
oh great and powerful spelling nazi.

Customer2: Hello! Instead of making the five steps needed to close the distance to a respectable one, I'm going to shout across the store and hope you realize I'm talking to you.

Me: I'm sorry, with the number of people in the store, I didn't come to that conclusion.

Customer2: Behold, I yell again!

From shigeo in this post about game store customers.

Bad Things That Are Happening Right Now:

• Cramps. Are back. I hate my life.
• I joyfully see that jiffy_spiffy is online and double click to IM her and get this message: "jiffy_spiffy signed off at 3:36:10 AM." Because that's how much life hates me.
• I had six missed calls on my cellphone, which has accidently been on silent all night. Whoops >_<
• I keep dropping AppleJax. (AppleJacks? AppleJacx?)
• I have three e-mails in my inbox that I don't want to deal with because they are making me insecure and defensive and I don't like being that way.

Hm. That's a short list. Instead of being thankful that it's so short, I'm going to make up some other complaints so that people pity me.
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- pocky_slash

Only one of every 10 yellow-cab drivers in the city is born in the United States, according to a new study released yesterday.

Also, SUN VERY HOT. Details at 11.

--kibbles, in a post to newyorkers

Posted by gimp_bizkit in this thread in som_pos:

Every time a kitten masturbates you, God kills?

from littlegirllost_ in this post

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And one more, totally unrelated:

theklute: You gotta admit tho, Edwards is far cuddlier than Cheney. It's like a baby alligator vs. a full-grown one.

darth_spacey in a comment in this post:

In reading this community, I'm *amazed* by how often and how much Americans tip. It seems there's a rule for everything. Guy walking down the other side of the street sneezes? Buck fifty, maybe two if it was a good one.

Dear Soul,

You services are not required this summer. As of 6/19/04 your replacement is bitterness and grease vapors. We have enjoyed working with you, and will contact you for further business ventures.

Sincerely Yours,
The Mngmt.


the lovely rainlights about working at McDonalds. From a locked post with permission...

In response a Friendslocked post of mine (I've given myself permission, don't worry ...), about one of my web design clients, who calls to make sure I've gotten his e-mails (even after I send him receipts for every single one).

druzell: You should buy him a light bulb and mail it to him.
agermain: And then ask for a receipt.