June 26th, 2004

It had to be done...

"And other than that, it's been an interesting week, in a doing-absolutely-nothing-but-writing sort of way, because there are things you can do to avoid writing even when that's all you're doing. This was the week I fell in a lake, for example. And I made blueberry and banana jam. Both of these things seemed like good ideas at the time."

--officialgaiman
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peace in

makes me giggle.

you should read this by lestat_manson. here's a good part (it's a phone conversation):

"Do you eat?"

"I've been eating for you."


You're sarcastic, and he knows, and you know, and probably the government knows, if what Chris tells you is true and they actually tap the phonelines to look for enemy spies that get into the country without Greencards.

"Why are you being like this? I hate when you get like this."

"I hate when you get me like this."

"I called my friend to make sure he was okay. I can see how it's horrible. I should be shot for putting you through this Hell."


Now he's sarcastic, and you hope that the government guy is taking really good notes, cause in a few years, you'll probably be one of those guys that straps himself full of dynamite and blows up public buses for kicks. They should get you now, before you learn how to make the powder stuff.


and so forth.
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pretty sunset

My friends disturb me sometimes...

ihsara says:

PLAN FOR DAY AFTER BRACES ARE REMOVED

1. Go to Estes Park.

2. Go to taffy shoppe.

3. Buy giant lump of cherry taffy directly off whooshy metal kneading machine.

4. Mold taffy into vaguely oblong shape.

5. Conceal taffy in appropriately fluffy baby blaket.

6. Leave store cuddling taffy (and blanket) as though it is a child.

7. Periodically lean down and take huge, red-dripping bite from inside blanket, usually as elderly people walk up and inquire as to age/sex/etc. of "baby".
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