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dearth:Do you realize, you've just been e-raped?
lilmikey1982:I know, and with out e-lube either. Ow.

from this post in leenei's journal

back be popular demand... DRAMA!!

So I went to get my hair styled today and Gustav, like, TOTALLY messed up my coloring. Isn't he supposed to be, like, a professional or something?! All-over color, Auburn highlights, Chestnut lowlights and evenly spaced Dark Ash blond streaks throughout. Is that so difficult?! I don't think so! If you can't follow simple directions then do NOT come near my head with a pair of scissors! Needless to say Daddy had him, ahem, "removed" from the floor at Elizabeth Arden Red Door Salon & Spa. It's so hard to find good help these days.

Not that I'm too happy with Daddy lately either. I was so looking forward to going to San Tropez this summer but does he listen to me? No, of course he doesn't. He listens to his stupid, fat wife! Now I'm stuck going to Cancun. Cancun! Can you believe that?! Cancun is soooo last year. Even the losers know better than to go to Cancun. I swear, sometimes I wish I lived alone. No school, no parents, no siblings... I could live by my own rules. Spend my days shopping at Bendel's and Barney's with my friends, have lunch at Fred's Cafe and dinner at Chez Michallet, and party all night at the Spider Room, rubbing elbows and bumping uglies with the rich and fabulous. Then, we'd all go back to my suite at the Waldorf-Astoria and party until 6:00 AM just to get up and do it again. Ugh, I'm never going to understand why anyone wastes their time going to work when they can just live the good life and party all the time. I don't know why poor people do it.

devinluvsrussia recieved then posted this email:

"SCAM WARNING!!!

I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your ass.....DO NOT show him your ass.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your ass.

I wish I had received this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap."

"Also, who gave my girly romantic urges permission to flare up? Hm?! They need specific authorization, and I sure as hell didn't give it to them. Do you know what I thought the other day? "God, I want a boyfriend." What the hell, man?! That is just incorrect."

- From laureate05... I can so relate.

Look, to me the empowerment of my sex is not about making my sex manly; it's about glorifying what it is that makes women different from, but still equal to, men. Intelligence. Empathy, sympathy. Verbal skills. BOOBIES, for God's sake.

--ashoka

08:51 am: The Name Game
So Madonna thinks she's Jewish because she studies Kabbalah. Heh. Heh, heh... Madonna reinvents herself as Esther. Yeah. Nice and modest. She chooses to name herself after a queen. That Madonna, she's something, isn't she?


"I did spend, you know, at least a decade taking my clothes off and being photographed, saying bad words on TV, and, you know, that sort of thing," she told ABC's Cynthia McFadden. "I don't regret it, but it's just ... I mean everybody takes their clothes off now. And then what? You know? And -- and then what?"


And THEN what, damn it! Well then you study Jewish mysticism and change your name to Ester, ya stupid git. Though maybe she should have called Cat Stevens before she went and changed her name.

But you know, this got me to thinking. Maybe I should change my name. Stephanie's nice and all, but that's my old life. That's my name from the days where I studied philosophy and literature, flashed for beads and bashed people in the head with umbrellas whilst in a drunken haze in the French Quarter. Stephanie's just not me anymore. Now I'm more mature. I find myself having mystical experiences in downtown Denver amidst strange clouds of sweet smelling smoke in tattoo parlors. I've read Hunter S. Thompson's Hell's Angels, so I'm qualified to be a biker chick now.

My new name is: Sally Demonskull

From the journal of the always erudite catscradle (with permission)

woelfle on all of Germany being terribly whiny after a lost football match:

I mean, it's plain common sense that whenever one team wins a game, another one loses it. That's the rules of Mathematics. So how come that whenever a team loses, the coach has to go, instead of trying harder next time?

The complete post is here.