Look at us go. From locked post with permission.sporkninja
: I FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE NIGERIAN EMAILS. Apparently some dead twat left his entire estate to me because god told him to. Huzzah!prreciousss
: OMG You're the chosen one! You're the last
sion! You shall have a beach house in Malibu and a Jaguar in your garage! All shall bow down to you and... *reads script* worship! *smile* sporkninja
: Hooray! You can visit me and sit in my Jag. You can't drive it, but I'll let you sit in it.prreciousss
: Yeah, it would be weird to let an epileptic without a driver's license (or common sense) drive an expensive car...
BUT OMG WE CAN GO ON A ROADTRIP!! I'll make
sammiches and stuff!!(!!)sporkninja
: We can stay in crap motels and eat breakfast at biker bars and scuzzy diners frequented by guys with names like Seabass!prreciousss
: We can get tattoos!!!! Mine's gonna say "Sweet"! What's yours going to say??
And we can go to LA and stalk cute gay boys!! sporkninja