her: no I'm not :-P
her: I have PJ's on
her: because my windows don't have curtains on them
Vurumai: mine dont either
her: are you naked?
Vurumai: the way i see it either i'll entice a hottie lill 125 lb soccer mom to have an affair withe me durring the day
Vurumai: or i'll tortureize kids into avoiding my house
Vurumai: if you see my away from idle and not away then odds are that i am naked
Vurumai: ...i'm quoting myself on that
Vurumai: mainly cause i spelled everything right
-- sunqist in a comment here.
"And I am so happy. The world is such a beautiful place. I finished it yesterday and I ran to the train station and I danced and sang on the platform. I believe it was rather alarming. Actually, if I saw some girl with a Joker smile singing 'Feet of a Dancer' in a public place and twisting around poles, I would call the police. 'Yes, sorry, excuse me, officer? Crackwhore on the loose. Seal the exits.' Nobody did this. Why not? Feet of a Dancer, people! Menace to society! If you tolerate this, your children will be crack whores next. I despair of society. IN A HAPPY WAY."
Another way you know you're me:
The mental argument of the day with yourself contains the line, "There's no such thing as whole wheat lembas!", and shortly thereafter includes a comment to the effect of, "Hmm, I'd better clarify a whole bunch of butter as long as I'm making this- now where's the waffle iron?"
Dementors: Oh no! We art vanquished!
Actually, the entire thread is funny--and the impetus for the quote earned it a nod on fandom_wank.
Fanfiction.net banned my account completely. I feel freed for some reason... I feel like ordering a cake or something to celebrate. "I was banned from F.F. net and I'm proud." ^_^
"...because how much do I like to subvert the fantasy cliche? The answer: more than chocolate fudge brownie ice-cream dessert. (Good! Good! Hungry too! Hungry and freaking out in the library! Man, everybody here wants me dead.)"
sarahtales - having a crisis.
Here is the full thread: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mistful/57793.html?view=1436865#t1436865