's post... The sad truth about fanfiction writers, according to Professor I. Noah Better.Whether it's Buffy being anally explored by The Master or Gaston busting a nut on the unwilling Belle, it all amounts to the same thing: some sad fanboy or girl's desperate sexual fantasy.
Okay, but then I wandered around a little further and read this other thing I. Noah Better had written up:Matt from Boise, ID asks: "How can I get my woman to agree to fucking her in the ass?"
Well, Matt, that's a question with which to stump the experts. Socrates once remarked, "If you want ass fucking, find a fag, cause your wife ain't givin that up."
God gave guys this thing called a prostate which, for some fucked up reason, feels amazingly good when it's prodded by a foreign object. Why didn't God give women a prostate? Cause he's completely gay, that's why.
HEEEEE!!!! It does seem terribly unfair that women don't have a prostate, doesn't it? Most guys (contrary to what you might expect if you read fanfic *g*) are attracted to women, but almost all men love anal sex. It's a cruel trick of anatomy.
Yeah, it's probably too early on a Sunday afternoon to be seeing disucussions of anal sex and raping Disney cartoons, huh?
(and then in comments to the post)canadia_bit
responded: Whether it's Buffy being anally explored by The Master or Gaston busting a nut on the unwilling Belle,
Poor Belle! Of course, considering she was also fucking a gigantic man-beast, I'm betting she was into all shorts of weird shit.
To which luna_k
::dies:: That Belle, she wasn't fooling me one bit with that whole 'nose always in a book' thing. She was a kinky bitch, you know.