We should do a video piece: We're sitting in a nice restaurant, really fancy, distant string music plays, close-up of the menus in french, can't tell what anything is. We look up at each other in mock-embarassment, like "Whoa, we're in over our heads here." Gulp.
And then you say "How about ARBYS!" "YEAH!" So then it shows us hauling ass to Arby's in formal attire, running up to a dimly lit, 3/4 shot of an Arby's, then, like, the most outrageous drug-induced clowning you've ever seen. We're WAY too happy to be there, we're jumping up and down an' shit, racing each other in booster seats on the floor, maybe one of us jumps through a window, we're chucking fries at each other laughing. Goes on for awhile. Then it closes as an advertisement not for Arby's, where we've never actually eaten, but as an ad for our relationship. Says our names in a nice logo, what do you think?Sylvia:
Well, can we do the part where we throw fries in each other's faces laughing at least? I didn't even think it was funny until I thought of that part.
, from a collection of dialogues on various subjects