In a post by janesy
TO: Wolfgang Petersen
FROM: Jane C. Nolan, Esq./MD/Ph.D/philosopher-queen
Dear Mr. Petersen--
Thanks for the wacking material. I'm typing this with my left elbow and a Blackfoot number two pencil clenched between my teeth, as I've lost all feeling in my hands. I'm hoping they'll be good as new in two, three days...but then they'll just get all floppy and weak from overuse AGAIN. Seriously, though...despite the gleeful pinching of scene style from "Lord of the Rings", "Saving Private Ryan", and I sure liked the soundtrack when it was called "GLADIATOR", not to mention the lazy butchering of a literary classic (I mean, if you're going to cornhole Homer, why not at least do it with some skill and flair?), you earned my eight dollars with the Brush With Bloom Frontal, Bloom getting his ass, hat, sword, shield, mother, minivan, and nuts handed to him, and allowing him to play Paris as the snotnosed immature douche that he is.