This begs the question: Once Mary Jane and Peter do the nasty, does she have to eat him afterwards for protein?
And, man, you think your cramps are bad now, wait until you have to push out a human-sized egg sac... It'll just sit there in the corner, pulsating and whatnot, taking up the space you WOULD HAVE used for one of those plush chairs which look like high heel shoes, and an actress can't have a party for all her hip friends because she'd be all, "don't spill wine on my egg sac."
Then it hatches, and it looks like that scene in Army of Darkness with the teenys Ashs, except it's little tiny Mary Janes and they ALL have major bedhead.
Peter's just thought these things through a lot more than MJ has.
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EDIT: Uh, she's talking about Spiderman, just in case that isn't clear. ^^;;