Chocolate Nazis
From
envirobitch:
"There is nothing I want in life like a hollow, chocolate nazi.
See, when you open the Ark of the chocolate covenant, the nazis are all turned into brittle hollow molded chocolate. Thin enough that the phrase "I ate a chocolate nazi instead of breakfast" is feasible. Also thin enough that should you punch it, it would crumble like ash ("ash" being uniquely well-suited to make hot chocolate out of).
SO, now the question is, "What candy company can I convince to make chocolate nazis?""
"There is nothing I want in life like a hollow, chocolate nazi.
See, when you open the Ark of the chocolate covenant, the nazis are all turned into brittle hollow molded chocolate. Thin enough that the phrase "I ate a chocolate nazi instead of breakfast" is feasible. Also thin enough that should you punch it, it would crumble like ash ("ash" being uniquely well-suited to make hot chocolate out of).
SO, now the question is, "What candy company can I convince to make chocolate nazis?""