April 21st, 2004

vegemite

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Personally, I don’t trust anything that is yellow and has blue eyes. What’s up with the blue eyes? Is he trying to pass as a member of Hitler’s Aryan master race? The yellowness of Sponge Bob indicates that he is obviously of Asian decent, and yet Sponge Bob is not “yellow and proud”. He alters his voice to mask his accent and hides his brown eyes behind blue contact lenses. Perhaps he should change his name to “Uncle Bob”.

- asianrenegade, posing in the_anti_azn.

Be sure to read the entire post about how Sponge Bob may indeed not be a sponge and is indeed an STD.
kiss me again

Bigger Breasts Through Necromancy Spam!


    I have seen the light and that light is bigger tits through black magic! Now that's spam I can get on board with! Clearly they are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to harness the powers of the nether world, the fly-infested visage of Beelzebub to swell my mammaries to the gigantic proportions that they have been heretofore denied! Aleister Crowley himself will tweak my nipples and lo! I shall be like unto a cow before milking! Why, I'd wager I don't even have to supply the goat! $9.99 is all it takes to squirt the naughty ichor of the infernal spheres into my pitiful chest and fill up my boobs with noxious fluid which will certainly condemn my soul to an eternity of torment and fire! But man, won't I fill out a bikini this summer!</o>

    catvalente

K: Smile, K: Personal, K: My Friends Rock, Smile!, K: Sophie

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evesharmony: Didn't realize how much leather brought out the blue in one's eyes. God's own personal commandment to Sean [Bean]: thou shalt *only* wear leather.

sarumanssister: No!! Sean, don't listen to her!! Wear nothing at all!!!! Sometimes less is more.

evesharmony: ::thinks on it for about .00001 seconds:: I retract my previous statement.



idiosyncratic: That? Was fucking low.
crantz: ;_; I'm sorry. I will not sic ninjas on you on the future.
snacky purple
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From a locked post in loosehorses's journal, quoted with permission:

Today, April 21st, is the National Day of Silence for GLBT Rights, as I discovered when my student M. refused to respond to my student S.'s novel this morning. I'm supportive of this kind of social action, of course, and spared asking her questions.

Well, apparently some of the kids are taking this GLBT thing a bit too far today...

My student J. just came up to me with her "Day of Silence" button on, running down the hall toward me. She threw her arms around me as she often does and gave me a huge hug and I greeted her as she hung onto me.

"Having a good day of silence?" I asked, and she nodded.

And then she leaned over and kissed me on the corner of the mouth.

..............

To say I was a tad surprised is an understatement.

"J.," I said when I'd composed myself. "You do realize that you just have to be quiet today. You don't actually have to, you know...BE a lesbian."

While everyone was laughing she hugged me again and I said: "There's social action, J., and then there's SOCIAL. ACTION."

S.W.A.K.
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Whuh Huh?!

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feloniousfeline: [Participating in this thread] will probably the most noteworthy thing I do in life. If you don't count dying a fiery death at age 30.

wankprophet: Anyone can die a fiery death at the age of 30. Hell, I died a fiery death at the age of 30 when I was only 24, and hope to do it again soon.
upgrade

holy ... crap ...

I took a shower with a guy for about 5-7 minutes, just to get warmed up after jumping in a freezing cold pool. There was no sexual contact in the shower. There was not physical contact at all. I am totally paranoid that I am pregnant. Or am I just ridicuolous in thinking that he "could" have ejaculated, and it "could" have landed on me, crawled up my vagina, and got me pregnant? Or is that really really far fetched?

I did hear that sperm can crawl..


from the ever (and unintentionally) hillarious community amipregnant, here.

too many quotable things in there... too many..
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imzadi, riker/troi, romance
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Tee hee.

If metaquoting yourself is bad form, is doing metaquoting your girlfriend better or worse? ;)


...RUNNING (UN)ETHICAL SUBROUTINE 3C - EUROPEAN BIAS
...RUNNING (UN)ETHICAL SUBROUTINE 2G - ENGINEER BIAS

SUBJECT IS EUROPEAN. UPGRADING MENTAL RANKING
...WARNING. WARNING. SUBJECT IS NOT ENGINEER. DEMOTING MENTAL RANKING TO 'SECOND CLASS CITIZEN'
...WARNING. (UN)ETHICAL SUBROUTINE 3C ATTEMPTING TO OVERRIDE
..........WA%#$*@##$(*34

...

...WARNING. WARNING. CORTICAL NODE SHUTDOWN IMMINENT. INITIATING EMERGENCY SUBROUTINE 1A - 'TEFLON-COATED BRICK'

...RESUMING 'CHECKING EMAIL' PROTOCOL. ENGAGING MANAGEMENT SUBROUTINE 36Z - DELEGATION

...SYSTEMS RETURNING TO NORMAL.


- waterdaughter, here.
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unicorn

"e-tards in need"

smotheredcries was asking in seattle:
"Does anyone know a good afterparty chill spot in downtown?
We leave parties around 5 or 6 am, and have a hard time finding somewhere open before 10 or 11, especially on Sunday mornings.
We can't drive anywhere, but are willling to walk or taxi a short distance, and we're looking for somewhere all ages.

Ideally, we just want somewhere sheltered and warm and friendly where talking and music is allowed, and they don't mind really spacey people hanging out for a few hours till movie theaters or something open."


to which strukcher replies:
"there's always sunday mass at st. marks BECAUSE NOBODY IS FUZZIER AND LIKES TO BE RUBBED MORE THAN JESUS!"

all can be seen here.
I&#39;ll Need Booze For This One

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Last night I started one of the dolls in the Aranzi Aronzo book, because it was small and could be done in an hour or two. Unfortunately he turned into The Punisher, which means he gets a l'il angry face and skull emblem appliquéd on. And then embroidered for detail. But I figured out that I can put jingle bells in his bunny ears, so it's fine.

Yeah, did I not mention The Punisher's bunny ears? Well, they jingle now.

Also he's fuzzy.

I'll...I'll just be over there.

-- annlarimer
wisdom

True Love Sings!

From the delightful puffpastry, this entry (go, read!), imagining the musical version of True Love Waits:

Christine:
Sweetie, you're forgetting
That we haven't had a WEDDING!

Paul:
Right. I'm sorry for upsetting
You
It's just
My balls are turning blu-u-uuue...

Christine(spoken):
Paul. Please.

(she sings)
I can't listen to your urgin'
For I want to stay a virgin


It is a thing of beauty.
if i forget thee o earth

From meelu_the_bold

Troy the Movie

You know, we have to go see it.

I can envision it, all in my head:

And so Agamemnon and Menelaus and Odysseus arrived at the gates of Troy, prior to building their big-ass horse, and called out, "Give us the hottie, for that is whom we have come for!"

King Priam and his sons responded thus: "No! We will never give up Helen!"

"Excuse me!" cried Menelaus. "We meant Paris! You know, the elf guy . . .?"
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