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People in Washington have nothing to do or at least it seems that way. They obviously don't have to be anywhere soon since no one on the freeway drives over 65mph. Left lane is for passing, bitches! It's nice to be back in California where speed limit signs are guidelines to let you calculate how much your fine will be when you get pulled over.

umetaro

"I had a thought of an icon for that Fandom Presidential Campaign series that's going around:

"Diefenbaker 2004: He'll Never Lie To You"

Then part of my brain said "no, Dief's a Canadian. Not allowed to run for President."

Then another side of my brain said "Dief's a fictional wolf, you yahoo! What does it matter where he comes from?"

The two sides of my brain are now throwing imaginary blueberry muffins at each other. I think maybe I didn't get enough sleep last night." -- bktheirregular

"Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime anywhere he damned pleased, Dr. Sam Beckett James Potter stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator Plot Hole and vanished .... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force the Author to change history for the better for the worse, by rescuing Mary Sues. His only guide on this journey is Al Lupin, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram werewolf that only Sam James can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett Potter finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong gather a harem of Mary Sues, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home kill him and put him out of his misery."
--khym_chanur, commenting at pottersues.

And I'm a little anxious about something Spouse just told me. Our pressure pump, which controls the waterflow from the well, is about gone. Tomorrow Bob from Kemptville's coming out to have a look. Is he a plumber? Nope! Is he an electrician? Nope! Is he just some Newfie with a wrench? Exactly! I feel so good about this, lemme tell you. *dashes off to have what may be my last shower for quite a while*
-- lilithilien

Hi. My feet smell like cafe au lait. This is deliberate, don't panic.
-- cocoajava

A public service announcement

Never eat Twizzlers while holding a soft, putty art eraser in the same hand when you're concentrating on something.

That is all.

--cybertardis. Artist. Safety advocate.

Nobody invented the First Amendment to make sure that no matter what you thought, or said, or said about what you thought, nothing would happen to you. The federal constitution was not written so that no one would call you on your bullshit.

daffybroad

On bushisms:


It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." -George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003


jennnk: *grumbles and reaches for the whiskey*

this man's going to make me an alcoholic.



weatherdan: This man's going to make me Canadian.
 
 
 

copperbadge, from here:

You know you've been doing to much roleplay when you look at your calendar and think "Oh crap, my MA review is the day before the full moon."

*UNBLURS the line between reality and fanfic*

I am 40 years old, a huge fan of pornography, and swear like a trooper. If you [are a christian and/or a minor, and likely to be offended, and] persist in reading this LJ, you do so without my support, and I disclaim any responsibility for offense or other trauma. [[Smut loving people of any and all denominations remain fully welcome! Naturally *g*]]

Now, piss off. Thank you kindly.

tboy, here. The whole post is priceless.

"macros= shortcut function which allows one to do a whole lot of the wrong fucking thing very quickly."

--caudelac. Poor dear.

seris, here.

Believe it or not, most drugs calm you down rather than speed you up.

... Except for speed, of course, which makes you timid as a rat on crack.

... Which also makes you hyperactive.

"Thank you so much for putting ads on your site. (No, really, I'm NOT being sarcastic!)

Thanks to these ads, I've been introduced to several new webcomics that I'm growing to love. They're not the same as S*P, but at least I have something to do between reading it :)"

--kalijean on som_pos, thanking its creator, kobold for putting ads on his site.

To which kobold replied:

"I told you guys I'd not put ads up for things like casinos and herbal viagra :)"

and dreamshade quipped:

"Or even viagra casinos. Match three bars, and gain three inches!"

and that_xmas wetblanketed:

"You're thinking of Enzyte. Viagra is just a vasodilator and smooth muscle constrictor."

and dreamshade riposted:

"Y'know, literalists don't lose their virginity until they turn 25."

Ah, just go read the whole thing. It's all funny.

killswitchclick ponders the applicability of a more powerful erection:

Powerful. Exactly how powerful does ones's erection need to be? Are we having sex or towing a car? Are we hoping to lift the woman (or man, if that's your interest) and spin her like a basketball on the tip of your finger? Does a powerful erection help in pissing contests? Wouldn't you need larger pants? Can we use this powerful erection for things like hammering a nail into a wall? How about a game of ring toss using car tires? Can we show off at the gym by lifting weights with it? How about using it to type out a marriage proposal in under 30 seconds? Maybe you could jack the car up while your significant other changes a flat?

If you are going to go through the trouble of getting a powerful erection, at least use it for more than sex! Make her scream, then help her reach the top shelf, sound good?

This amused the hell out of me, but I'm a huge geek.

"I bet you anything Angel immediately showed up in hell and started brooding all over there too, and he's being all like, 'Me me ME me me and how I'm in love with the Slayer even though she killed me.' And Lucifer takes one look at him and just kicks him out, because he's like, 'Holy shit, worst demon ever. He makes us all look like total wusses. He's gotta go. I've never been so insulted in my life. Except for that one other time, when Crusader put a hole in me with that one divine edge.'"

- Iain, speculating on the reason Angel came back and committing yet another Crossover That Should Not Be

(If you understood all of that, then you are officially Nerdier Than Us.)
-gamerchick

*Plus she had one of the developers of Demon comment on this, for those of you who knows what that means*