April 15th, 2004

Emily doll

Joined so I could post this

museandmistress commenting on this post in pottersues:


"Yeah, I reckon, he kept saying to my father that one day he would be proud to have me in your family.."

See? See?? Voldemort isn't proud to have Draco in his family, but in the Sue's family! So he is really proud on sue's behalf, because they aren't really related! She just showed up in his house one day and refused to leave and claimed to be his daughter and he couldn't kick her out because he was disembodied and had no legs and when he got his body back he figured that if he married her off instead it would be like TWICE as evil as just crucioing her till she melted into a puddle of black satin!

*heaves breath* Poor voldie.
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middleman - wet

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MSN says, 'Or the scene is the grocery store and the handsome hunk of your desires is squeezing melons in the next aisle. Your palms are sweaty; your mouth is dry. If you don't say or do the right thing, your window of opportunity to hook this handsome stranger will close. What's an interested singleton to do?'

I think if he's already squeezing melons in the next aisle, they're obviously not yours. It's too late, honey, move on.

-magicuddle. She continues. :)
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Hikaru

I'm not sure if drill is an accurate term for this situation...

"How to tell if there's about to be a fire drill in the office.

1) The Facilities Manager comes round and whispers in the ears of the designated Fire Marshalls - those people whose job it is to stand around in luminous waistcoats, holding little signs up so we can all see where to go.

2) For no apparent reason, security come along with a wheelchair and take the disabled girl who sits across from me away.

Which is all well and good, as long as, in the event of an actual fire, the conflagration is good enough to phone ahead and let everybody know.

"Hi, it's the fire. Look, there's a bit of a hold up on Lewes Road ... yeah ... yeah ... a bus has shed its load or something.... Sorry? Well, in about ten minutes if this traffic shifts ... (honking) ... yeah, get off the road ... wanker. Sorry. Yeah? Yeah, well, if you could get the slower ones to start heading for the emergency exits ... it's gone green, you arsehole! Okay? Yeah ... yeah. Bye then.""

- titanic_days

::ninja-like metaquoting::

Went to browse hotornot.com because the comedic value of people's efforts to make themselves sound appealing is about the intellectual level I'm at, at this point.
Here I find a guy who tells us:
About Pic: What can I say, I'm spontaneous and like to have fun!
The photo of him is an image of a guy too far away to discern facial features, in downtown LA, hugging a streetlight.
...that streetlight better feel a lot more fun than it looks, pal.
- colubra
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misc: Peace

Mmm, shrimp.

And I'm not even going to get into the price. For the amount I paid for the shrimp scampi I didn't get, not only should it be carried to my side by Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp, it should cure cancer, cancel Third World debt, eliminate cellulite, regrow the rainforests, bring back the dodo from extinction, communicate telepathically, win the Nobel Peace Prize, travel to galaxies far, far away, and be able to tell me in at least five different languages the winning Powerball numbers for Saturday night.

From apocalypsos

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the quote from moi is just for context:

me: randy and i are talking about sex, so. [questions about sex]
pickledixy: *gasp* But I'm a good sweet ino.......

Oh hell I don't have the energy to be so virtuous. My name is Randy, and I talk about sex. This is the part where I go booOooOoing!

-from ninglor's journal in the comments here
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Acaciah - Queen to a King

The Classics?

From The Greek Pantheon: Manwhores and the Kickass Women Who Love Them by voleuse

Zeus is a manwhore. And so is Poseidon. I don't know why Athena and Artemis didn't just take over Olympus. Well, maybe Artemis and Aphrodite, because Athena seems to get...distracted...by Poseidon an awful lot. At least Aphrodite knew how to get some and get gone, y'know?

There should totally be Pantheon slash, yo.
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smoking dwiv

Someone lift the hood in Boston...

Says a good friend, hugs

How we came to have an oil shortage?

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. All our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

I just hope it was his own wit -- it sounds like him, actually
merchgirl

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[ mood | OWWWWWWWW ]

OW.

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWw.

OUCH.

ATTN AM IN HIDEOUS HIDEOUS MOOD. HAIR NOT DONE, FRIZZY AS ALL HELL, THOUGH TOOK BATH BUT WAS OVERCOME BY IDEA OF PUTTING TOGETHER CLOTHING ENSEMBLE SO AM IN ANOTHER PAIR OF PYJAMAS.

THINK SEVERAL NOT-VITAL ORGANS WHICH I AM NOW CONSIDERING RIPPING OUT AND SELLING TO ANY FOREIGN MARKET STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT THEM ARE MAD AT ME FOR SOMETHING.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

RIGHT. SO. CALLING IN WORK TO TELL THEM I CANNOT MOVE. THEN, CALLING OLD ROOMMATES, POSSIBLY HANNAH TO WHINE ABOUT HIDEOUS ORGANS IN REVOLT. THEN, GETTING ONLINE PARENTS BEDAMNED TO WHINE TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT THE EXTREME AMOUNT OF PAIN I AM CURRENTLY IN.

NOW GODDAMMIT WHERE IS MY MOTRIN.


- mlle_skeetre, from a locked post posted with permission.

Heck, her permission is MetaQuotable too :

misery loves company and demands that it BRING HER MOTRIN AND CHOCOLATE!
christmas - axial
  • tzikeh

Yay!

"This is gonna be fun. Wait, scratch that. Knowing Farscape? This is gonna be tremendously painful. Yay!"

heresluck, in one of her Farscape episode reviews here. (Warning - if you comment there, do not spoil her for anything she hasn't reviewed. She will kill you.)