April 12th, 2004

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gabby_silang, being a newly converted dork:

I woke up with Farscape on the mind, went to check my e-mail, and what greets me on the UW-Mil. welcome page?

April 11, 2004

UWM Physicists Looking for a 'Wrinkle in Space Time'
Bruce Allen (right), leads a group of UWM physicists who are part of a project to detect warps in the fabric of the universe caused by gravitational waves.



Gah! I must warn them before it's too late!

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of "hot xxx galore". While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give back my free hardcore!"... quoth the server, 404.

--riikouexe
joan holloway roses

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I was watching "Vh1's 100 Most Outrageous Celebrity Moments" (is it just me, or do Vh1 and E! both seem to have this insatiable need to prove that they can count? I mean, they're like that freaking Muppet. "Dat's ONE celebrity marriage gone wrong! ONE! Ahh-ah-ah-ah..." Ahem. Anyway...)
--la_petite_singe, on one of her usual tangents.
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smiling little me

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movies_michelle received an interesting item in the mail:
The letter was obviously junk mail, addressed to "Resident - To a Friend," which, you know, hardly any of my friends call me Resident. But it also had on the front of another "Two Homes are about to be Blessed...YOURS FIRST!" with the underlining in red. I admit, I'm a sucker for a blessing as much as the next gal, so I open it out of curiosity.

Inside, the first thing I pull out was this folded piece of paper, upon which there was this very Shroud of Turin-esque portrait of Jesus--provided Jesus looked like one of the "before" straight guys on Queer Eye. The border was made to look like a rug, and just in case you missed that, the bottom of the picture identified the paper as a "Church Prayer Rug." Outside of the border, at the very bottom, were these instructions: "Look into Jesus' Eyes you will see they are closed. But as you continue to look you will see His eyes opening and looking into your eyes. Then go and be alone and kneel on this Rug of Faith or touch it to both knees. Then please check your needs on our letter to you. Please return this Prayer Rug. Do not keep it."

My first thought was that I suppose having great faith meant never having to use commas. It also apparently didn't necessarily mean kneeling, and after the instruction saying that I could merely hold it to my knees, I imagined someone sitting with it pressed to their legs, like some Holy Heating Pad.
You should really read the entire post; it's great.
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K: Smile, K: Personal, K: My Friends Rock, Smile!, K: Sophie

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LJ Abuse works? Wow. Here I thought the sun would have to explode before anything is done.

"Dear LJ Abuse. I'm freezing to death due to no sun and someone is making fun of me for it."

"Dear member. Since we're all doomed, we decided to be honest. Go screw. We hate everyone and always have even before the sun went out."

-- lots42 (on JF)

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But back to the point, the laptop won't turn on. Just won't. No sad mac face, no torn folder, no nothing. There was a suicide note when I turned it on earlier, a page of code I'd never seen before that ended in "type mac-boot if you want boot to continue", which I can only suppose is ibook for "Goodbye Cruel World!" since it is the last thing it said before ending it all.
-- mousapelli mourns her laptop
little girl is up to something
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Momma like

I'm starting to think I'll take the gut to the grave. "Here lies Darqstar... she had no class. Too much gut and not enough ass."

And below it, Todd will scrawl in magic marker, "But she still had her boobs when she died!" --darqstar
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From drkcherry's post:

For all those men who say: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.....

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig.... Just to get a little sausage.
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