April 10th, 2004

SP Dee

I've worked there...

"So, yeah. Work. If I get complimented one more time for the simplest of tasks, there's going to be anesthesia-free genital removal with plastic cutlery. You'd think it'd be nice, but it's more annoying than anything else, especially considering that the only reasons a trained monkey is not doing my job are because I tell better jokes, buy more pizza, use fewer diapers, and don't throw any of my feces." -- apocalypsos
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