Metaquotes

no sex, please, we're British Muggles serious, dammit!
mctabby, here

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"So, yeah. Work. If I get complimented one more time for the simplest of tasks, there's going to be anesthesia-free genital removal with plastic cutlery. You'd think it'd be nice, but it's more annoying than anything else, especially considering that the only reasons a trained monkey is not doing my job are because I tell better jokes, buy more pizza, use fewer diapers, and don't throw any of my feces." -- apocalypsos

“The first one fell over in Las Vegas. The second one fell over in the lab.”

“The third one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.”

“They thought I was daft to build a computer in the swamp, but I did it anyways, just to show ‘em!”

From dshute herel

There were fireworks outside just a minute ago....

Me: (o_O Easter fireworks?? ::eyes sky outside:: )
lilithschilde: [Rock in the Resurrection?]
lilithschilde: [gets out party hats that look like caves and have a rolled away stone on top of them and looks for Dick Clark]
lilithschilde: [makes Shroud Shakes and parties!]

-- brazenbells

"Washed the dog this morning. That's always fun...100 pounds of hyperactive St. Bernard is always better when wet."