Metaquotes

Brief History:

I posted this on my journal and was talking to a friend on the phone while this thought came into my head. We were watching that show on MTV called I Want To Look Like A Celebrity..at least that's what I think it's named. Anyways, this girl wanted to look like Pam Anderson/Lee so that she could become a centerfold for Playboy. So she paid to get breast implants, lipo in her chin region and lip implants. That's where this random comment came to my mind.

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The latest in body-piercing. I like the concept, but cringe at the execution. Only in Amsterdam could they have come up with this. I'm telling you, the Dutch WILL invent booze-filled breast implants one day, and it'll be sweet.

--enzeru on the apparent fad for eyeball piercing in Amsterdam. Eeugh.

99catsaway: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
chad_etc: fo drizzle?

In this thread in liberal...

From weredonut:

So I was reading a trashy magazine today where they had an article about internet addiction. They were describing one woman who spends like 7 hours a day on the 'net! All I could think was "amateur!" ;)

I respect others' expertise, and I wish they'd respect mine. Having people re-edit my work to re-introduce grammatical inconsistencies (that I carefully removed and reworked) and re-insert corporate jargon with a semantic content approaching absolute zero (ditto) makes me want force-feed them a copy of Strunk and White's The Elements of Style, one page at a time, through the nasal passages.

From theaceofspades, in this jewel-like entry.

Damn you all. I want a cookie. And a new unholy master, but I'll settle for a cookie.

-- the_nameless

It would be as if I said,

1) God is love.
2) Love is blind
3) Ray Charles is blind
4) Ray Charles is God.

Which is patently ridiculous, since we all know that Clapton is God...

The trees are having sex and their spooge is getting all over my car.

The dangerous spooge is making it hard to breathe and see.

- denim_queen reflecting on spring.

I still want to know if they had two extra planks on the cross for the ears.
- chuck_lw on bunny crucifixion in the comments here on officialgaiman

kestrel127: Though... I did have a dream where I was the Virgin Mary and impregnated with the word of god... when I still wasn't Christian... but that was 3 years ago...

Anonymous: I really enjoyed that date, Christina. Let's do it again sometime, shall we?

-The Word of God


From this post.

PS- Is it considered bad etiquette to meta-quote one's self? I know it could be considered many things, but in this case, I needed to quote me to have the response make sense.