April 4th, 2004


<LJ user="sparrowrose quotes an item from the Idaho State University Crime Logs: "On 03/24/04 at approximately 2116 hours at Garrison House, Public Safety responded to a report of a suspicious substance smeared in the men's restroom. Upon investigation it was determined that the substance was chocolate pudding." Quoted from a locked post, with permission. (
  • Current Music
    Anne Hills and Cindy Mangsen - Hudson River Steamboat
joan holloway roses

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"The thinking woman's Johnny Depp? Of course, the thinking woman loves Johnny Depp, too...so the thinking woman gets everything, really. Talk about cats with canaries! Lots of canaries. Sexy canaries. I need to stop with that metaphor."
--saltroseortopaz, on Michael Wincott.
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    "Alive and Kicking"--Simple Minds
kh || axel || hip to be square

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Dear Daylight Savings Time,

I hate you.

I could have used that hour to do so many things! I could have learned a new language, I could have had a torrid love affair, I could have finished college, I could have written lengthy stories about hot sailors, I could have become the first woman president, I could have commandeered a ship of the fleet, I could have become the ruler of my own country. But no. You had to go and steal my hour. I thought we were friends, I thought we talked about this last year, I thought we'd resolved our differences. Apparently, I was wrong.

I still hate you.

No love whatsoever,

  • Current Music
    Stay Positive-The Streets
Niku Cookie

Passion of the Carribean

Hi, as an introduction for my newbie self, thought I'd quote myself ^_^*

Oh!! Oh no! I just realized something terribly profound! The Passion of the Christ is starting to be abbreviated as tPotC. But, they can't! That cannot be done! No! Nay I say! That is our fandom's acronym! PotC is Pirates of the Caribbean! My brain is spiraling into dizzying circles of panic. Passion and Pirates? What will we do? What will we do?

Well, we could always combine them. We get the Passion of the Caribbean and worship Jack Sparrow and it's all good. Savvy? Amen!

  • Current Mood
    nervous nervous

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From a locked post, with permission from super_pup.

holidays omgwtf!!!!!

A Friday the likes of which I've not seen before.

Yes, that means I'm now on holidays. Two weeks! Oh, bliss. What shall I do? Ohhh, lofty thoughts, lofty thoughts! Softy lorts. Civil torts. Chocolate tortes. Corns and warts.


The dog woke me at the pi hour, 3:14AM, so I got up and opened the back door for him. Of course he went into another room. I closed the intervening doors, went to him, gave him a severe lecture, and suggested that for his professional development he should exit through the back door with a minimum of fuss. Reasonable creature that he is, he complied with my reasonable request. As a reasonable creature under the Queen’s Peace he is entitled to protection under the Law.

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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

-- 1anonymous1 here. The rest is hilarious, too.
Downton Abbey - Sybil Crawley

Ah the life of a college student

College certainly seems to be interesting for lysrouge (quoted with permission from a locked post):

So just a bit ago I got a knock on my door. I figured it was probably one of the other students in my res hall coming to borrow a movie. Turns out it was a giant chicken. It gave me chocolate and asked me to vote in the student government elections. The chicken certainly gets my vote.