in a comment
to an entry on officialgaiman
I am sick and tired of taking the blame every time Cthulhu loses an election, and this time is no different. It's just like Yuggoth all over again! If it weren't for his mismanaged of R'lyeh, don't you think they'd have managed to stay afloat a few eons longer? And don't get me started on how many vice presidents he's eaten after taking an eternal nap, then waking up and finding everyone assuming he'd died.
Nope, this time if mighty Cthulhu wants my vote, he'll have to drag it from my cold, slimy, dead... hey, what's nooooo aRRGHHH
(The whole thread is funny.)