The mental images were classic though - and when they concerned Snape in a nighty at Kristy's super cool sleepover, I won't lie - they were terrifying.
And walking around with a mop handle (the only thing I've got here that might suffice) will make me look like the crazy homeless lady.
Yeah, I've got a crazy homeless lady somewhere in my soul, but I prefer to wear her on the inside. Besides, it's plastic, and might break.
The mop handle, that is. Not the crazy homeless lady.
"Friday we 'entertained' for the first time in...well over a year. it seemed to go well, except for my lack of social skills - which is no surprise, considering i was raised by wolves. very shy, withdrawn wolves, who frequently question their worth in society and think they look fat in everything, even their 'skinny' jeans."