Dear Asshole Neighbor Who Is Frequently Thumping So It's Kind of Hard to Tell Immediately When There's INTENT,
You may be angry about music in my bedroom at 10 o'clock at night, or at 11 o'clock in the morning.
You may not be angry at both times.
Your Neighbor Who NEVER Pounded on the Wall Even Though Your Girlfriend Is a Screamer, Although Come to Think of It, That Hasn't Been a Problem Lately--Is That Why You're Cranky?
A mailing list I'm on two things have just been mentioned that might interest some people here. The first is an example of extremely early RPF, in the form of an inscription showing the pharao Hatshepsut and her chief advisor Senenmut going at it. Since Hatshepsut was officially a man, this should even count as slash. She ruled Egypt between 1473 BCE and 1458 BCE, which was long before even Madonna became famous.
The second is the tomb of two men married to each other. It was found in Saqqara in 1964 and is dated to the Fifth Dynasty, which would place it at about 2500 BCE. Clearly this gay marriage must have been what caused the downfall of the ancient Egyptian civilization, since it only lasted for about 2000 years after that.
"Seacrest out?" I mean, I thought at first it was a one time deal and you'd realize how goofy it sounded, but apparently not. So, unless you're planning to add "and proud" at the end of that? Stop it.
None of this prevents me from claiming Bill/Clarissa is canon, of course. Blyton gave me the right to tell you this in a dream last night, and OMG when the seventh Malory Towers book comes out you'll all see I was right, unless the PR devils get to her immortal soul first. ~lights purple candles~
-- the ever-lovely kannaophelia explains the truth about children's literature, with the help of Enid Blyton's spirit.
"So go ahead and continue throwing your tantrums. Just consider that even if you get a crowd at your funeral, that crowd will consist of the people you pissed on who want their own shot. With luck, palaeontologists 20 million years in the future will find your perfectly preserved carcass still trapped in a perfect crystal of uric acid." -- sclerotic_rings in customers_suck
Also: Willow makes nice laundry baskets. - alryssa
last night i dreamed about a labyrinth built in an old house. it was kind of cool - that's what i get for reading about spelunking in one window and browsing urban_decay in another before going to bed, i guess.
my subconscious can be annoyingly literal. one day last week when i was really tired, i worked, went to target, went home and fell into bed...and dreamed about shopping at target. >.<me: uhm...
subconscious: i'm tired too, so i'm just going to replay what you did today.
subconscious: hey, you're the one with the boring life.
subconscious: look, there you are in the peanut butter aisle! buying the brand you always buy!
me: i hate you.
--abysstopheles on his job, which is, apparently, fictitious.
--conuly finds teaching five-year-olds the Pledge of Allegiance rather silly.
_redpanda_ makes a the very valid point that you can pair Eomer up with anyone in Middle Earth and it works! (well, except Gollum...and even then, Gollum probably wants some!)