Further proof the insanity is spreading...
Shawn and I stopped for gas in Harrisville. He got out to pump the gas because he was going to put it on his credit card, but it was an older gas station, so no pay at the pump deal. He said I should come inside with him, and I asked why. He said I might want to get something, then closed the car door. I said that I would get something with chocolate because it would be tasty-fied. Then I yelled so he could hear, "TASTY-FIED, INDEED!"
He thought I said, "Trees are terriffic!"
So we walked to the building singing the trees are terriffic song. When we got there, there were cords of firewood stacked outside the door, for sale. I pointed to them and said, "Oh no, the trees! We're too late!"
, locked post, quoted with permission.