I'll say it once again, slowly. All I want is to add the WAM channel to my current setup. I do not want to subscribe to STARZ. I do not want to upgrade to Digital Plus. And I do not want six versions of Bravo or four Outside Living channels or twenty more pay-per-view stations added to my line-up. Is this so very complicated? You can turn my cable box on and off from your tiny desk thirty miles away. You can send me movies on demand. So *why* is it so hard for you to add one measly channel?!