March 3rd, 2004

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In conclusion, for those who may have missed it the first time around, the one thing we know in Hollywood -- aside from the fact that there are no WMDs --

-- is to never get involved in a land war in Asia, and never go up against a New Zealander when Oscars are on the line.

- iamsab
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History coursework?

YOU CAN FUCK OFF.

YES. YES YOU CAN. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CRUSADES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE.

AND I REALISE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A SENTIENT OR PHYSICAL BEING, BUT YOU CAN BLOODY WELL DO IT ANYWAY. IF SPIKE CAN CORPOREALISE, SO CAN YOU.

tacks
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*attaches to you like a LIMPET...or a male angler fish!!! or a...okay, that one would probably be a bit too much information* I've been forced to watch animal documentaries in your absence. Can you tell? Alas and woe, Venna does not have pretty Hugo/Dave movies to play with. *pouts* Venna has only Animal Planet.

-- halfwest to cocoajava
SPN impala highway 2 nowhere

From kaytee4ever, on Job Postings:

Fsck. Was this just a posting for show so that they could go on and hire their own people as they planned? grrr. I think such job openings should have some sort of code on it to show it's not a real opening. Like some notes added to the end of the job listing like the ones used in ad copy to cover people's asses and not get in legal hot water.

Like:
"*Not an actual job opening"
"*For display purposes only"
"*Like we'd open up something so shiny to the general public? Yeah, right. Keep practicing 'want fries with that?"
"*NOT! Gotcha! Bwaaaaaaaaaa hahahhahahahaha!
--
Posted with permission.
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Mom: I heard on TV that if you don't get enough carbs, it can make you act crazy. (Pause. Bats eyes innocently.) Do you think we get enough carbs?

Me: I think we should each have a cup of confectioner's sugar before bed every night, just in case.

annlarimer's journal gives so much amusement and enjoyment i feel like someone should be offering it sexual favors or something.
K: Hey Stupid!, K: The Unholy Duo, Dogmatix, K: Lesbian Again, K: Laughing Out Loud

Meta-meta, couldn;t resist...

Oxford University? Oxford University? My own old alma mater? Possibly the most sincerely homosexual institution of higher education since the Academy in Athens suggested to Plato that riding nude through the Pireaus with a laurel wreath wound round his dick and "Shag me Astur: make my day" tattooed onto his left buttock was not entirely consistent with Pythagorean principles of austerity?

-- ajhalluk

Death by Slash

norabombay ponders the hazards of reading slash:


"So, I'm quoting from Salon.com. Which is quoting Gary Bauer, right wing religious conservative and occasional presidential candidate:

A major study conducted by Oxford University demonstrated that homosexual conduct is three times more deadly than smoking

I'm trying to figure out the risk here. Because about the same time I accidentally quit smoking, my slash consumption went way up.

What exactly, are the public health risks of second hand gay?

Or, to give it fandom_wank phrasing 'Now she dead from second hand gay'."

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


- suziannabean
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jaikob on his sexuality:

I do care that [being gay] seems to be the only part of me many of my friends recognize. No more introducing me as "My gay friend Jaikob" or "Jaikob, he's gay." If you're going to go into my sexuality, why not make it a whole personal ad - "This is Jaikob, he's a cuddly gay leo, looking for a pierced redhead to share his den." Then I'll runway walk, and start stripping off my shirt, and we can collect bids. Because lord knows every room I walk into is crawling with pierced redhaired gay men who want to pay me to date them.

from here. The whole entry is amusing.
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From robling_t

Can the remaining states attract any voters' attention to the fact that there are still races to be decided beyond the primary hoopla, or will Senatorial candidates be reduced to hanging about on street corners giving their "Me legislate you long time, ten dollah" pitches?
spn - brother times

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setissma, on attending the banquet of a conservation group she belongs to, comprised mainly of hunters:
Also, so many pregnant women.
Bartender Girl and I got up to 17 before she had to go back to work.
And there were only, maybe, 500 people.
Which is a very high percentage.
One has to wonder about those hunters...


juniper200, in response:
Not shooting blanks, apparently.

nihkkholle, in further response:
They don't miss their targets, either...

o/~ they're in my head ... o/~

Courtesy of irish_cocktail, via this post:

you're horrible, dear. burning in the fiery pits of hell and all that jazz. however, you shall be highly enebriated thusly not FEELING the flames, and we shall all be with you, thusly leading to party-age.

haha.
"PARTY IN THE HIZ-OUSE! SATAN'S GETTIN JIGGY!!"
...


sometimes my mind makes funny little pictures and throws them together. and then it all comes out my mouth. o_o;
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Crow

I think this describes cold season perfectly...

Currently inside my body:

Milk molecules: *cow shaped* Moo moo *float and bump around*
Mucus molecules: >.> Ooooo dairy like substances X3 heh heh heh *Turn all grassy shaped*
Milk:Ooooo Mooo moo! *nibble nibble*
Mucus:Now we combine to form - SUPER CHEST COLD VIRUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Vitamin C: Sorry we're late but we - aaaaaaaaaaaawww the cute little cows I - ACK *get thrown out of body in unpleasent ways* oh my GOD DEMON COWS!!

Mucus cow: Moooblorp. *cackle*

oh GOD kill me now the COWS WHY MUST THE COWS BE SO HUNGRY *sob*

- nainami
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