February 20th, 2004

flowers that last forever

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I was talking to someone the other day about plastic bags, you know, the kind you get from the grocery store, wal-mart, etc. We were talking about our tendency to save them out of some sense of thriftiness & resourcefulness but how they end up taking over your kitchen and how you never use them as quickly as you obtain them. Kitchens become The USS Enterprise with Tribble-like wadded, rolled and knotted up plastic bags falling out of every cabinet door.

~lusciousdame in hip_domestics
psycho, weird

Eowyn/Eeyore 4-EVAH!

doyle_sb4 sees Return of the King with some friends.

"Although it lead to this quite disturbing discussion, as Marymac lamented the lack of Eowyn/Faramir in the movie...

The Count: I'd rather see Eowyn/Eomer.
Me: Me too.
Marymac: Ewwww!
Me: Yeah, I know it's incest...
MM: It's not incest, it's bestiality!
(long silence as we puzzle it out)
Me:... not Eeyore, Eomer!
TC: Oh, you have to write Eowyn/Eeyore.

Thank goodness the dirtywrong100 is having an open week."
K: Hey Stupid!, K: The Unholy Duo, Dogmatix, K: Lesbian Again, K: Laughing Out Loud

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STAY AWAY COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll fight you with the power of seven suns!

or is that sons?

sons makes a helluva lot more sense than suns... i mean...the sun is so not going to kick your ass but a son can.

*is on crack*

*drinks chai tea*

-- sarcasticchick (this is normal for her...)
Wow Neat

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I hope u kno i have gay and bi friends up the wazoo and none have found me saying this offensive. I was asking a question..i dun see how it was offensive at all. I find them cute if tha is a problem i will take my disscussions elsewhere..thaz fine with me.

Oh my GOD STOP IT! Stop it and step away from the keyboard or I will break every bone in all your fingers with a pair of rusty pliers and then I will pull out your fingernails and paint little skulls on them and string them around my neck like some sort of atavistic trophy from Lord Of The Flies and you do not even want to know what I'm going to do with the superglue and the arc-welding thingie!

Sorry, netspeak is bugging me today. Carry on.

-- mirabellawotr
the Radish

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Maybe I would be an archaelogist right now. I could even be piloting an ore freighter across the Great Lakes. These were all possibilities. I could be dead right now, or strung out on drugs. I could be living in a cardboard box. On the other hand, I could be rich somewhere as well. A popular actor maybe. Its funny to think that in a parallel universe, some of you are writing slash fiction about me right now...

Ok, maybe that's a thought I didn't need to have...

-from scott_wells, thinking about parallel universes. (universai? what's the plural for universe? gah...)
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b&w me

Threats to the modern marriage

I dunno about anyone else, but my marriage is threatened a lot more by Jude Law potentially being single than by any pair of same-sex people getting married. 'Cause I mean, damn. Jude Law? Single? Get me a plane ticket to the UK, stat! ...oooooorrrrrrr maybe not.

sheeplass
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Sorry it's long, but it's totally worth it.

Someone on my FL recently posted a note about an "Unfriending Amnesty Week," wherein she states that friends who want to unfriend her for any reason may do so without fear of offense or revenge. I find this interesting and partaking of the good, though another idea immediately occurred to me:

"Friending Amnesty Week"

Do you worship the greatness that is me, but fear that your puny journal is not worthy of my friendslist? Do you often read my entries and sigh, dreaming that one day you might aspire to be as witty and sophisticated as I? Is your keyboard frequently saturated in tears as you weep with the certainty that my coolness is so far above you that if you were to stand on metaphorical tippytoe and leap as high as your legs would push you, your metaphorical fingertips would still not even be able to brush the nethermost hem of my brilliant metaphorical garment? Do you wonder desperately if the mention of my "metaphorical garment" implies that I am, in fact, entirely naked at this moment? Ha! Me too.


disc_sophist, I am not worthy.
bitch PLEASE

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A comment on the Atkins diet. Sort of. From this post.

I'm not defending carbs - if I sat at home and ate spaghetti all day, I'd surely gain some weight. I am really amused, though, that the latest American foe, right after Janet Jackson's right tit, are carbs.
--goat_twin
  • jedusor

The Cat

Cha!Logic: THIS IS SOMEHOW LISHAN’S FAULT.
Cha: >:O!
Li’s Phone: Ring!
Li On Phone: Hello?
Cha: Did you send me a cat?
Li On Phone: …no.
Cha: Oh.
LOP: …
Cha: …do you know who did?
LOP: …who is this?

Read the rest here- the whole thing is hilarious. From chaya's journal.
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diabolical dragon

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angelaeryn chronicles the joys of prom-dress shopping:

Of course, this place was also responsible for an extremely heavy crimson dress, covered all over with clear beads with an uneven hem. I determined that this particular garment made me look like a whale that had been rolling in broken glass, right down to the strips of flesh dangling from the bottom. My mother liked this one and insisted on taking a picture of it.
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hobbes
  • crantz

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I AM A CREATURE OF FUMES AND LIGHT. TREMBLE AT MY FEET, FOR I HAVE CRUSHED HUMAN SURVIVAL NEEDS UNDER THE VERY HEEL OF MY BOOT, MIGHTY FOOTWEAR FORGED OF LIGHTNING, STEEL, AND THE SEMEN OF THOR. NO LONGER DO I NEED SUCH TRIFLES AS FOOD AND REST. I AM ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-PURPOSE, ALL-MIGHTY. FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR UNDOING.


-quackukuru
Solidarity With The People Of Iran

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daspip, moderator of 2004_elections, shows how to manage a comm with comedic (sp) style...

lonelylaughter this is notice of your warning. Please keep all debates civil and clean. Bush eats poo, will simply not be allowed. If you'd look around, plenty of users are capable of voicing a candidates wrongs without have to resort to fecophilia claims.




BTW, a brief pimpage of election comms: Unsure whom to vote for? Check out 2004_elections and election2004. You'll get some pretty decent ideas there-- and proof that politcs ain't boring as well...;-)
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Dragon Age - pavelyan ending

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Comment by harmonicdescent here on lordoftherings, about a new LOTR trilogy boxset coming out next year:

"So, we're all going to go out and buy this boxed set to add to our collection of TE and EE versions. Then in 10 years, they'll release the 10-Year Anniversary Special Collector's Edition boxed set, with even more extended scenes and goodies, then there will be the obligatory 25-Year Edition, then the Super Ultimate Everything-We-Ever-Shot-Relating-to-this-Movie Edition...it will never end. They'll bleed us for everything we've got. ;-)"
spn - brother times

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From juniper200:
[ music | Could he at least dribble the fish? ]

Jason, you were supposed to bring us a picture of the boys basketball game for the front page. This is ice fishing. Did you get lost? Because ice fishing is like basketball in reverse. Except cold. And with a fish.
me and xtina, queer
  • rosefox

Preach it, sistah!

You want an answer? Fine. Come close and listen up because I'm not going to repeat myself. And lemme tell you I'm giving this one to everybody who EVER trots out that pedophilia/bestiality/rape/whatever/oh my argument in response to the gay rights issue because I am sick and tired of dealing with this every. single. time. This is your answer, you get it once, and then I never wanna hear it again:

TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO KINDERGARTEN, RETAKE REMEDIAL "ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE FUCKING OTHERS" AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW TO ARGUE LOGIC LIKE A GOD-DAMNED GROWNUP, GOT IT?

Jesus Christ people! I am so over this it's not even funny. You know why? Because every time it comes up somebody on my side has to trot themselves out and go "Oh no, gay rights isn't like rape/murder/pedophilia because of consent and laws and love and blah and blah and BLAH" and I am so GOD DAMNED TIRED OF IT. If you, sunshine, can't tell the difference between faggots and dog-fucking then get your ass OFF the debate floor and let the big boys play. 'cause I ain't here to coddle you.



Much more here. A true work of art.
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